Dad jokes are not just for dads!

[Flopsweat]

I'm starting to think my watchdog can't tell time at all.

 

[pharmseller]

In meme form

 

[Flopsweat]

A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

 

[Flopsweat]

"Name two structures that hold water."

"Well, damn."

 

[Jason999]

What happened when the cow tried jumping over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction!



A dutchman was going on a date. Why did he spend 2 hours looking for his best pair of clogs?

Wooden-shoe search for your best clogs too?

 

[Richo877]

They did it

 

[Flopsweat]

What happened when the cow tried jumping over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction!



A dutchman was going on a date. Why did he spend 2 hours looking for his best pair of clogs?

Wooden-shoe search for your best clogs too?

It would be my sole focus! Sorry, not trying to be a heel.

 

[Flopsweat]

S'more what?

 

[Richo877]

 

[Flopsweat]

There's so much paperwork at my new job. They want all kinds of reports. I spent half my day yesterday gathering and analyzing data. Now they want graphs. I told them that's where I draw the line.

 

[Richo877]

 

[Richo877]

 

[Richo877]

The energizer bunny just got arrested: Charged with battery.

 

[Flopsweat]

I call this one "Moist Owlet".

 

[Richo877]

Did you all hear about the guy that tried to catch fog? He mist.

 

[Richo877]

 

[Richo877]

 

[Richo877]

 

[CamoDeafie]

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That reminds me of a joke.

You burn more calories making love while camping, because it's f***ing in tents

 

[Flopsweat]

That reminds me of a joke.

You burn more calories making love while camping, because it's f***ing in tents

Why is light beer like sex in a canoe? It's f***ing close to water.