Dad jokes are not just for dads!

[CamoDeafie]

Why is light beer like sex in a canoe? It's f***ing close to water.

Bear Grylls cannot taste the difference between Coors and his own piss

 

[Flopsweat]

Bear Grylls cannot taste the difference between Coors and his own piss

To be fair...

 

[Xaevian]

To be fair...

I don't think he can taste the difference between au gratin and all rotten...

 

[Richo877]

 

[Flopsweat]

Is his name Richard?

 

[Xaevian]

Is his name Richard?

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What's that supposed to mean? I'm stumped.

 

[Flopsweat]

What's that supposed to mean? I'm stumped.

Seems to me he's barely got a leg to stand on.

 

[Xaevian]

Seems to me he's barely got a leg to stand on.

Mom's name is Ilene.

 

[Xaevian]

Ex wife was named Peggy. No idea why they broke up, they were made for each other.

 

[Richo877]

 

[Bacchus]

A farmer walked into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife was lying awake in bed. The farmer announced, "This is the pig I sleep with when you're not home." The wife cried out, "You idiot! That's not a pig, that's a sheep!" The farmer replied, "I wasn't talking to you."

 

[Richo877]

 

[Flopsweat]

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She's probably Dutch too. Wooden shoe just know it.

 

[CamoDeafie]

She's probably Dutch too. Wooden shoe just know it.

Way to clog the thread

 

[Flopsweat]

Way to clog the thread

Hey don't step on my humor.

 

[Xaevian]

She's Korean, from Soeul, duh.

 

[Flopsweat]

She's Korean, from Soeul, duh.

I think I saw her on Laugh-In saying "Sock it to me".

 

[Richo877]

 

[Flopsweat]

What do Canadian tectonic plates say when they collide?
Sorry, my fault.

 

[Flopsweat]

I hate it when engineering students call themselves engineers. You don't see med students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves unemployed.