Why would you throw them in the ocean? Do what the gangbangers do, when you're done with it, instead of taking the time to clean it, throw it in the bushes. The only caveat is that you have to chuck it while you're driving. Bonus points if you didn't stop to shoot.You just KNOW that Joe Buyme's message box is going to be filled with 1000's of...
.... "I personally heard from someone that's an expert, that there are 100's of 10 year old girls from Iowa getting shot by the Supreme Court (with HIGH-POWER AR25's) while being forced to travel to Indiana wearing Handmaiden robes, just to get their unreported rape-babies aborted." texts.
( ' Course, on the other hand...
.... You could take the opportunity to maybe leave a few anti-gun messages to throw the hounds off of your scent? something like, "I used to own guns but I changed my evil ways and threw them in the Ocean!)