When you need to brand your , ahem, inner city essential street workers… nothing will do but the best !!

[WAW44]

Wtf?

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[Flopsweat]

It looks as though it's intended for a somewhat expansive posterior...

 

[WAW44]

It looks as though it's intended for a somewhat expansive posterior...

Sir Mix-a-Lot nailed it...

 

[Flopsweat]

Sir Mix-a-Lot nailed it...

I like that joke and I cannot lie.

 

[L84Cabo]

It looks as though it's intended for a somewhat expansive posterior...

Oh, I love this game!

Yo Mama's butt so big, each cheek has it's own zip code!

Is that expansive enough!?

 

[CamoDeafie]

It looks as though it's intended for a somewhat expansive posterior...

Oh, I love this game!

Yo Mama's butt so big, each cheek has it's own zip code!

Is that expansive enough!?

Yo mamas butts so big, when she farts, geologists talk about a fault rupture!

 

[Certaindeaf]

This is way better than traffic barrels.

 

[Andy54Hawken]

You can get around your mama....but it takes two buses and a train....
Andy

 

[Flopsweat]

You mama so fat when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

 

[Andy54Hawken]

You mama so fat....she gotta iron her clothes in the driveway....
Andy

 

[CamoDeafie]

Your mama so fat, she has to go to a tentmaker for her muumuus

 

[Flopsweat]

Yo mama so fat her picture fell off the wall.

 

[CamoDeafie]

Yo mama so fat her picture fell off the wall.

Better.
Yo mama so fat, the wall fell off her picture

 

[Flopsweat]

Better.
Yo mama so fat, the wall fell off her picture

Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself it's a long-distance call.

 

[ilikegunspdx]

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gynecologist he has to roll her in flour and look for the wet spots.

 

[Flopsweat]

Yo mama so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

 

[Flopsweat]

Yo mama so fat, her shadow weighs 2 pounds.