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UPDATE 2 Little punk stealing my apples

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by deadeye, Oct 26, 2013.

  1. deadeye

    deadeye Albany,OR. Moderator Staff Member

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    Be on the look out for these types of little punks milling around your property. This one we'll just call spike was caught stealing apples from behind my shop this morning. I took this picture at about forty feet away with my crappy cell phone but it gives you an idea of the types you should be on the look out for. He was just layin there until my attack cat tried to scare him off but to no avail he stood up and she was too intimidated by his rather large frame.

    This isn't the first time and most likely won't be the last. If his older friends come around their dead meat.

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  2. U201491

    U201491 Well-Known Member

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    Roflmao, we had the same problem but they ganged up on us so we gave them to them.
    Gave em the pear trees too.
     
  3. Mark W.

    Mark W. Silverton, OR Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    Apple eating deers is almost as good as Strawberry eating deers.
     
  4. 1200bruce

    1200bruce Port Angeles WA Active Member

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    We had a dozen of them 3 houses away in town just the other day, apples apples apples...lol
     
  5. trainsktg

    trainsktg Portland OR Well-Known Member

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  6. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner You'll Never Know Well-Known Member

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    Great pic!! Nice looking property! What year is the chevy pickup?
     
  7. deadeye

    deadeye Albany,OR. Moderator Staff Member

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    Never drunk but at night they have huge parties, even over flowing into the back yard. They are so disrespectful they even defecate wherever they see fit. I thought after I shot and killed one of their older brothers a few years back (justified shooting he was carrying a bunch of deadly pointed weapons) in the same area they'd learn their lesson but I guess not.

     
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  8. deadeye

    deadeye Albany,OR. Moderator Staff Member

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    Chevy is the neighbors I believe it's a 59.
     
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  9. Sgt Nambu

    Sgt Nambu Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    Looks dangerous to me!
     
  10. Sstrand

    Sstrand La Grande OR Well-Known Member

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    Find out where the "Squirrel Shooter Cop" is . . . I understand he is available for guard duty . . .

    Sheldon
     
  11. Morpheus

    Morpheus Columbia Gorge Anyway, back on the farm.

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    I've been having serious issues with roaming bands of this gang called Gobblers. They are huge packs of 30 to 50, and wake me up in the morning. They climb on everything. Gobble here and there, get on the roof even. And they have super powers, such as flight. They can fly, looks funny and their landings aren't pretty but they sure do fly.

    I bet your gang and mine would have a hilarious turf war!
     
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  12. IheartGUNS

    IheartGUNS WaCo Well-Known Member

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    Think of it as early marination.
     
  13. Mark W.

    Mark W. Silverton, OR Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    All I got are coons on the roof. Course mine are banging each other it sounds like. Tomorrow the Maple tree they use as an elevator gets chicken wired. If I could find a good recipe I might put out a few traps as well.
     
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  14. deadeye

    deadeye Albany,OR. Moderator Staff Member

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    UPDATE! One of the older hoodlums came around today so I blew his miserable apple stealin butt away. Well I blew his neck up anyway and while I was dealing with him two more of his gang came by the shop. I think the one was Spikes twin brother and the other was his sister.

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  15. Kruejl

    Kruejl Hillsboro Moderator of the Coriolis effect Staff Member Gold Supporter Silver Supporter

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    Time for some steaks and apple pie. :)
     
  16. Capn Jack

    Capn Jack Wet-Stern Washington Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    Ought to taste good, him being already stuffed with apples and all.....;)

    Jack...:cool:
     
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  17. RedneckRampage

    RedneckRampage Newberg Well-Known Member

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    Nice! Just asking cause I don't know, and I'm not trying to start anything. Do you have a deer tag for right now in your area, or because he was eating your apples, you can legally shoot him? I know you can shoot problem animals on your land.
     
  18. deadeye

    deadeye Albany,OR. Moderator Staff Member

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    tag.
     
  19. BAMCIS

    BAMCIS Eugene Well-Known Member

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    The do-gooders will be all over you for this. The least you could have done was put the deer on notice and posted a sign something like this:

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    :laugh:​
     
  20. RedneckRampage

    RedneckRampage Newberg Well-Known Member

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    Lucky! Nice deer, and nice you didn't have far to pack him out! lol