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To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.

Discussion in 'Education & Training' started by HappyRoman, May 27, 2009.

  1. HappyRoman

    HappyRoman Sherwood Forest Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    could not resist sharing this.. probably a hoak, and maybe should be in off topic, or ? but here goes.
    To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.

    I was the guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I

    hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend.

    You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.

    I hope you somehow come across this message.. I'd like to apologize.

    I didn't expect you to crap in your pants when I drew my pistol

    after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a

    reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside.

    You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model

    1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder

    holster for it that evening Beautiful pistol, he?

    It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't

    it? I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to

    wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your

    pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your

    shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up

    any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again.

    I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had

    her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also

    bought myself and four other people in the gas station this morning a

    Tank full of gas on your credit card.. The guy with the big motor home

    took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!

    I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by

    Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet.

    I threw the wallet in a fancy pink "pimp mobile" parked at the

    curb after I broke the windshield and side window out and keyed the

    drivers side. I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. They'll be on

    your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Ma Bell just shut

    down the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I

    don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut

    off your service.

    I could only get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's

    Office and one to the FBI with it. The FBI guy was really pissed and we

    had a long chat (I guess while he traced the number).

    I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead

    making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider

    your choice of path in life Next time you might not be so lucky.


    P.S. Remember this motto...... An armed society is a polite society!
  2. ltwtcmdr

    ltwtcmdr East County Member

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    I hope this really happened, I wanna believe......
  3. finch6013

    finch6013 Oregon City Active Member

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    this was on the forum a few months back. I never did figure out if it was for real or not.
  4. slythorne

    slythorne Western Washington Member

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    This has been floating around the internet for years now...

    Every hear of snopes.com?? ;)
  5. Wenis

    Wenis Tri-Cities, WA Member

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    I don't know about years, since it was posted originally during the second week of January 2009. Then again, that can seem like a long time in the immediate gratification that is the internet.
  6. tionico

    tionico Thurston County Well-Known Member

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    since it was posted originally during the second week of January 2009

    could just as easily have been cut and pasted into a new email/post, thus losing its history. Often done.

    Fact is, if the guy actually did use his credit card, give the money/shoes away, make phone calls, etc, then HE could be run up the flagpole in his BVD's... cute story, though. It gets to the heart of the matter pretty well. Turnabout's not appreciated amngst such rapscallions
  7. slythorne

    slythorne Western Washington Member

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    I guess you are right. It isn't all that old. I have just seen it posted so many times it feels like it has been years. :D
  8. gjohnson

    gjohnson Lake Oswego Member

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    :laugh: sounds like a missed connection post on craigslist.
  9. jimwsea

    jimwsea Vancouver, Washington state Active Member

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    And the guy with the gun would likely do more time for theft, identity theft, car prowling and damage to private property because he went beyond detaining the criminal until the police arrived.
  10. SheepDog223

    SheepDog223 Salem Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, it's a very nice thought. But not my personal defence plan.
  11. CharlesAFerg

    CharlesAFerg Beaverton Active Member

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    Exactly what I was thinking. Besides, the credit card would be tracked when you make a purchase. I was lost after the guy started using his credit card. :paranoid:
  12. ARclint

    ARclint olympia,wa. Member

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    True or not, legal or not, Im a vindictive SOB myself.
    Vigilantism should always be at least this painful for evil men.

    The citizen who took the liberty of firing a shot at my 77 year old neighbors home the other day and blowing his truck tire out comes to mind.
  13. gimlet1/21

    gimlet1/21 ellensburg,WA New Member

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  14. fromotoc

    fromotoc Downtown Portland, OR Member

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    This has been around for a while, I first saw it on 'best of craigslist'.