The snip.

[clearconscience]

I'm actually considering the same thing. We are having our 2nd child in January and we'll have a boy and girl and we're done!

Just having a tough time thinking about having my jibblets chomped on.

I don't know man. Maybe we should get a group of us, do an OC/snip day.
Doc won't be F-in around when you packing heat.

 

[Stomper]

So.... you're contemplating becoming a member of the "Sunkist Club", huh? All juice and no seeds!


It ain't no big thing. They shave your scrote, give you a local, make one or two little incisions, stick in the "crochet needles" through the incisions, then cut and clamp the sperm ducts, maybe a suture on the incisions... take a couple days off from work, then ease back into the daily grind.

The next pregnancy... you get to deck the UPS/FedEx/Schwans delivery guy.

 

[B5Ben]

There is a grey area of about 25-30 "rounds" that are still live. After that you can go after the mail man

 

[Stomper]

Just leave the water running while you're in the bathroom... tell her you were combing your hair in front of the mirror the whole time.

 

[BWH]

Dr Skeeter in Tualatin, clipped most of washington county. Did his own son inlaw!
I grew up with horses, whackin the saddle with the boys hurt way more than the snip.
.....get a skeeter for yer peter, clip 'em off!...

 

[Capn Jack]

Come on you guys, Man Up!
They're not going to be cutting on your ego...
I've been firing blanks for over 30 years without a problem.

 

[308]

"Sunkist Club"....lmao!!

 

[OLDNEWBIE]

Look it up but I remember some research suggesting it can lead to prostate issues.

 

[Stomper]

It does increase your risk by some percentage points.

 

[Hawaiian]

I would ask for nitrous oxide or laughing gas like the dentist gives. You won't care a bit about what they are doing down there.

 

[The B]

what "issues?"

 

[Stomper]

Slight increased chance of prostate cancer, but it wasn't significant enough to worry me. Statistically, 50% of all men (if you believe TV commercials) will experience prostate issues of some sort.

 

[PDXSparky]

For me, the by far worst part of the whole deal was the hair growing back. Itched like a SOB. When I went to make the appointment at the clinic, was asked which Dr. I wanted. I said the one who has performed the procedure the most. Absolutely no problems from the actual snipping. A buddy had it done a few years later and he didn't have to shave everything, so that might be a question to ask the Dr.

But for all we know, you might already have the porn star look down there, so shaving won't be an issue.

 

[Stomper]

OMG.... It's, it's.... It's Dolphin boy!!!!

 

[B5Ben]

I would ask for nitrous oxide or laughing gas like the dentist gives. You won't care a bit about what they are doing down there.

Valium works way better

 

[The B]

For me, the by far worst part of the whole deal was the hair growing back. Itched like a SOB. When I went to make the appointment at the clinic, was asked which Dr. I wanted. I said the one who has performed the procedure the most. Absolutely no problems from the actual snipping. A buddy had it done a few years later and he didn't have to shave everything, so that might be a question to ask the Dr.

But for all we know, you might already have the porn star look down there, so shaving won't be an issue.

I'm a competitive cyclist.... no hair below the junk already.

 

[Stomper]

I just KNEW that issue was going to encourage him to divulge that info. Ben, you're getting predictable.... LOL!

 

[erudne]

I got snipped
Because I was a White Knight (protecting my woman)
Guess what?
She was a Commie bubblegum!
Now, my genome has hit a dead-end! Mother F$%^&&**##^
G((*&^%$ It To H))(*UY&!!!!
That hair ain't never growing back

 

[IronMonster]

My recommendation is....

Do what the doc tells you.

I was a young strapping tough guy who scheduled mine about lunch time. I was in and out. Felt fine. Drove myself back to work even though they told me not too. Suppose to take it easy, the rest of the day off. I felt fine, back to work.

I woke up about 2 AM the next morning and it felt like two bowling balls had replaced my nuts. I started eating pain pills, which made me sick as a dog. It was awful.

Lesson learned, do what the doc says.

 

[Aaron Todd]

Yes, I agree fully with the hair growing back... that was fricken horrible...