Stupid thoughts

[Flopsweat]

Me: Norway?

Him: Is that your final answer?

Me: No, wait - Denmark!

You just like the sound of the buzzer, don't you?

 

[sobo]

You just like the sound of the buzzer, don't you?

He likes the vibration...

 

[Cavedweller]

He likes the vibration...

Pervert

 

[Flopsweat]

Somebody told me today that I have narcissistic personality disorder. I like to think I'm smarter than that.

 

[ATCclears]

1970 and 2022 are as far apart as 1918 and 1970.

 

[Flopsweat]

What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?

Rick O'Shea

 

[Richo877]

 

[Xaevian]

'Designer vagina' surgery doubles in 2022 thanks to tight leggings

 

[Flopsweat]

'Designer vagina' surgery doubles in 2022 thanks to tight leggings

Cameltoeectomy?

 

[Flopsweat]

It's not that big a deal.

 

[Richo877]

 

[Happyguy]

If the Earth was flat, would pancakes be round?

 

[Richo877]

If the Earth was flat, would pancakes be round?

I think pancakes are already round

 

[Xaevian]

If the Earth was flat, would pancakes be round?

No, pancakes are Mars shaped:

 

[Happyguy]

Since a nail has a head, does it think about going to the bar and getting hammered?

 

[Xaevian]

Since a nail has a head, does it think about going to the bar and getting hammered?

What's that say about this guy?

 

[sobo]

What's that say about this guy?

All he thinks about is getting laid...

 

[johnny bob]

All he thinks about is getting laid...

hes getting screwed alright.

 

[Happyguy]

hes getting screwed alright.

And who said he couldn't perform on command?

 

[Flopsweat]

What's that say about this guy?

Who, Phillip? Screw that guy.