Stupid thoughts

[Xaevian]

I don't know which was worse, 2G/1C or TubGirl...

 

[Happyguy]

So the question came up, which would you rather fight a sword fish or an octopus. A sword fish of course, the octopus is too well armed!

 

[Flopsweat]

So the question came up, which would you rather fight a sword fish or an octopus. A sword fish of course, the octopus is too well armed!

I guess the pun is mightier than the swordfish.

 

[Flopsweat]

American English French Toast from China?

 

[Richo877]

American English French Toast from China?

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Pizza flavored!

 

[Flopsweat]

Pizza flavored!

The only English French Toast that can upload a virus to your microwave!

 

[Flopsweat]

I just learned to tell a joke in sign language. Tell me if you've heard this one before.

 

[Xaevian]

American English French Toast from China?

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Wow, just wow. Written in Japanese, just to add even more layers to that.

 

[Happyguy]

I just learned to tell a joke in sign language. Tell me if you've heard this one before.

I did but I don't remember it with just 2 hookers, more like a convention of them.

 

[Cavedweller]

American English French Toast from China?

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Wow, just wow. Written in Japanese, just to add even more layers to that.

So diverse and inclusive. I've got a warm fuzzy all over!

 

[Flopsweat]

I did but I don't remember it with just 2 hookers, more like a convention of them.

So now I gotta learn the sign for convention...


EDIT: You knew this one, right?

PROSTITUTE • ASL Dictionary

 

[Happyguy]

No but I do know PROSTITUTE-Braille Dictionary

 

[sobo]

No but I do know PROSTITUE-Braille Dictionary

psst... yer missin' a letter...

 

[Happyguy]

With sobo who needs spell check!

 

[Yarome]

American English French Toast from China?

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Spanish (flag), American, "England FrenchToast", German Style, made in China and label text is Japanese. (Says "England (not "English") french toast" and "German Style" in Japanese.)

....with pizza style toppings pictured.

You win! I'm confused!

 

[Yarome]

Here's one that keeps me up at night.

Elephants sense of smell is TWICE as sensitive as a dogs. They live about 5 times longer than a dog and have a higher EQ (smarts). Considering the cost of training a K9 or sniffer dog and their relative short working life, compared to elephants.....

.....you can see where this is going and my quandary, right?




(No. I'm not think as you drunk I am, yet.)

 

[CamoDeafie]

Here's one that keeps me up at night.

Elephants sense of smell is TWICE as sensitive as a dogs. They live about 5 times longer than a dog and have a higher EQ (smarts). Considering the cost of training a K9 or sniffer dog and their relative short working life, compared to elephants.....

.....you can see where this is going and my quandary, right?




(No. I'm not think as you drunk I am, yet.)

It costs and takes a lot more resources to feed and transport elephants, despite what media would have you believe about some women

 

[Flopsweat]

Here's one that keeps me up at night.

Elephants sense of smell is TWICE as sensitive as a dogs. They live about 5 times longer than a dog and have a higher EQ (smarts). Considering the cost of training a K9 or sniffer dog and their relative short working life, compared to elephants.....

.....you can see where this is going and my quandary, right?




(No. I'm not think as you drunk I am, yet.)

Might not be practical as a K9 replacement, but as a pet... I'd like to see what happens when the ATF tries to shoot your elephant.

 

[Yarome]

Might not be practical as a K9 replacement, but as a pet... I'd like to see what happens when the ATF tries to shoot your elephant.

No? You ever see what an elephant can do when they step on a perp? Beats barking and ripping a hole in their pant legs.

 

[Cavedweller]

Might not be practical as a K9 replacement, but as a pet... I'd like to see what happens when the ATF tries to shoot your elephant.

No? You ever see what an elephant can do when they step on a perp? Beats barking and ripping a hole in their pant legs.

Ever seen one take a dump? Try cleaning THAT off the living room carpet. Jeeze.