Stupid thoughts

[SrMachoSolo]

The term "night owl" is redundant. I question who coined the term... who?!

-Robert

 

[Flopsweat]

What was Captain Hook's name before he lost his arm?

 

[Xaevian]

Capt. Hand.

 

[Flopsweat]

I tried a kid's meal at McDonald's the other day, just to see what it was like. I don't think I'll do it again though. His mom was really pissed.

 

[Flopsweat]

My cousin is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop whenever he wants.

 

[Flopsweat]

When a material is metal, we call it metallic, but when it's made of iron...

Well that's kind of...

 

[Xaevian]

When a material is metal, we call it metallic, but when it's made of iron...

Well that's kind of...

When irony is made by a moron, does it become moronic?

 

[Flopsweat]

When irony is made by a moron, does it become moronic?

"I'll have to circle back on that."

 

[BBQ Guy]

"I'll have to circle back on that."

Do you think she'll find her own tale on that stuff?....

 

[BrentN]

Do you think she'll find her own tale on that stuff?....

Only of she doesn't step on it with one of her hooves.

 

[sobo]

I studied Animal Husbandry in college...
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...until I got caught at it.

 

[oremike]

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Technology has come a long way, now you get your choice of bright or dim and dimmer.

-Robert

Lucas has been making those kind of switches for 100 years. That's why the Brits drink warm beer, Lucas also makes refrigerators.

 

[Flopsweat]

Lucas has been making those kind of switches for 100 years. That's why the Brits drink warm beer, Lucas also makes refrigerators.

 

[Flopsweat]

 

[revjen45]

Reminds me of the South Park episode where the water park inundated all and sundry with urine.

 

[revjen45]

"They're considered whatever they choose to be considered, thank you!"
If I consider myself to look and sound like Sam Elliot does that make it so?

"I studied Animal Husbandry in college...
...until I got caught at it."
So would it be bestiality or zoophilia?
Not all that long ago critter lovin' wasn't illegal in WA State.

 

[Flopsweat]

I don't know how much a rainbow weighs, but I think they're pretty light.

 

[Flopsweat]

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Reminds me of the South Park episode where the water park inundated all and sundry with urine.

Good one.

Stupid thoughts

Um, d00d, it's not a duplicate when it's preceded by the phrase, "Like I said..." Gee whiz, you people will go to any length to try and catch me, won'cha...? :rolleyes: Like I said, "duplicate". :D :s0087: :p Sorry, just channeling the new troll guy. :rolleyes:

www.northwestfirearms.com

 

[Flopsweat]

 

[sobo]

I don't know how much a rainbow weighs, but I think they're pretty light.

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