She Seems Nice...

[monks]

I wonder what the guy did, or who he did.

The more appropriate question is, is this even real?

 

[Stomper]

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Would someone please chart this one on the crazy/hot index?

 

[sobo]

Would someone please chart this one on the crazy/hot index?

Per your request, @Stomper.

I'ma gonna put her at right about 7½, 9 on the matrix: 7½ Hot, solid 9 Crazy...

 

[hongkong2]

I'd go 8.5 hot and a solid 9 crazy, those eyes tell me it would be a hell of a ride!

 

[Stomper]

I'd go 8.5 hot and a solid 9 crazy, those eyes tell me it would be a hell of a ride!

Yeah... well, them eyes tell me you may wind up getting circumcised (again) or worse.... by her teeth.

 

[hongkong2]

Yeah... well, them eyes tell me you may wind up getting circumcised (again) or worse.... by her teeth.

I'd chance it!

 

[monks]

Would someone please chart this one on the crazy/hot index?

We need a name first!

 

[nammac]

We need a name first!

Kendall Reeves…

Seems an evening with her could turn out to be Mr. Toad's Wild Ride…

 

[sobo]

We need a name first!

Any one in the circle will do...

 

[sobo]

Kendall Reeves…

Kendall sounds about as crazy as Tiffany, so there's that...

 

[Stomper]

Kendall Reeves…

Seems an evening with her could turn out to be Mr. Toad's Wild Ride…

Yeahbutt instead the sign says, "you must be at least this LONG to get on this ride".......

 

[nammac]

Yeahbutt instead the sign says, "you must be at least this LONG to get on this ride".......

Hey, it's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm…

 

[Stomper]

Hey, it's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm…

Sounds like you're inferring that you slather your wee-worm in a generous coating of... copium?

 

[nammac]

Sounds like you're inferring that you slather your wee-worm in a generous coating of... copium?

Naw, just I use the strongest muscle in my body…


My lengua….

 

[Stomper]

Naw, just I use the strongest muscle in my body…


My lengua….

Not too sure I wanna look that term up....

 

[sobo]

Not too sure I wanna look that term up....

Here's a hint...

https://translate.google.com/?sl=es&tl=en&op=translate

Go ahead and type it in. Go ahead... you know you want to...

 

[Stomper]

Here's a hint...

https://translate.google.com/?sl=es&tl=en&op=translate

Go ahead and type it in. Go ahead... you know you want to...

That's.... disgusting!

 

[Nick Burkhardt]

Normalize putting "Salvaged" titles on women like these

 

[Stomper]

Normalize putting "Salvaged" titles on women like these

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[nammac]

Normalize putting "Salvaged" titles on women like these

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What the heck is wrong with me??? No women seeking me out to father their child…. Maybe I'm just not "bad boy" enough….