PSA if you live near the state women's prison in Gig Harbor...

[Oro]

I heard today that a dwarf prisoner with psychic powers escaped.

State Patrol stated that there was "a small medium at large."

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[Hooyah DeepSea]

Yeah, I saw a thing in the newspaper about it; concerning a dwarf prisoner climbing down the outside wall. But the article was a "little condecending".

 

[Oro]

Yeah, I saw a thing in the newspaper about it; concerning a dwarf prisoner climbing down the outside wall. But the article was a "little condecending".

Whoa Nellie! Now we're cookin' with gas! You, my man, are on fire!

 

[Mike_M57]

I heard today that a dwarf prisoner with psychic powers escaped.

State Patrol stated that there was "a small medium at large."

Was her name Raye Richards?

Well done, Medium Raye R.

 

[Hooyah DeepSea]

No, as a matter of fact her name was Crystal Ball.

 

[arakboss]

Your post is short on details.

 

[Flopsweat]

Your post is short on details.

I'm not worried about it. Well, maybe a little.

 

[ob1]

Keep it coming guys....
This is exactly the tonic we need right now.

 

[Flopsweat]

Keep it coming guys....
This is exactly the tonic we need right now.

What's the difference between a dwarf and a midget?


Very little.

 

[Flopsweat]

What's the difference between a dwarf and a midget?


Very little.

Not that I would look down on either.

 

[Flopsweat]

Depression is common among dwarves. I'm pretty sure anyway. I read somewhere that 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Happy.

 

[Flopsweat]

I was looking for this thread and look what came up in my search:

The other day the Police went to arrest a dwarf who was posing as a palm reader but she gave them the slip. The headline was "Small Medium at Large".

 

[Oro]

I was looking for this thread and look what came up in my search:

LoL, I don't claim inventing it, but I honestly wasn't stealing from you! I borrowed it from another forum where I saw it a week or two back; just thought I'd try to lighten the mood. Maybe I'll now have to make up by telling my favorite Navy parrot joke…

 

[Flopsweat]

LoL, I don't claim inventing it, but I honestly wasn't stealing from you! I borrowed it from another forum where I saw it a week or two back; just thought I'd try to lighten the mood. Maybe I'll now have to make up by telling my favorite Navy parrot joke…

No worries. We all got a laugh from it. It's worded so differently I'm sure it wasn't parroting mine.

Tell us the joke!


Edit: Nevermind, found it.

You might like this thread:

Funny not firearm not political memes

I found a funny meme tonight and wanted to share it here, and I noticed it didn't fit in any of the meme threads. So I made a new one. Here's the first one:

www.northwestfirearms.com

 

[ma96782]

OMG!!!!!!

And I thought, that we weren't ALLOWED anymore........to make fun out of "certain physical challenges"?

Aloha, Mark