Other State OK - Battle between Yukon neighbors ends with alleged Roomba attack

[RicInOR]

'David Baird had his gun in hand after his neighbor John Stafford was allegedly trying to break down their shared fence with a Roomba vacuum cleaner.' ...

" Eventually the bomb squad and the SWAT team were called out, ..."

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[WoodsPlinker]

 

[Flymph]

Why was the bomb squad called again?

 

[Nick Burkhardt]

Because those Roomba's are Dynamite!

 

[awshoot]

Man, no good deed goes unpunished. Just a regular dude out trying to clean up the neighborhood.

 

[HA556]

Wasn't there a song that went...Roomba zoom zoom zoom?

 

[TeacherSmurf]

"Can you speak like an adult, please, and tell me what situation you are having?" the dispatcher asked.

 

[CountryGent]

There is recorded evidence of, quote, "this one is on a Roomba", not to be confused the Rumba, which can be a delight. (teehee).

 

[po18guy]

It was a very delicate tactical situation, as there was no roomba for error....

Sorry.

 

[tac]

It was a very delicate tactical situation, as there was no roomba for error....

Sorry.

Grone.

 

[Andy54Hawken]

Maybe there was a METHod to his madness...

Roomba's AKA Land Shark...

Sometimes I wonder just where some of my relatives are going to end up....
Then I read stories like these and I ain't got to wonder no more....

There is a great song by Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band called Your Cousin's on COPS..which seems to fit here....
Andy

 

[bbbass]

"Police are still trying to figure out why Stafford was in such a violent state."

I'm thinkin it's cuz he lives next to such a D-Bag!!!

"I take any threats to my family very seriously."

Uh, yeah... dog poop and a Roomba. Seriously???

"You break that fence and I'll shoot you!"

"Wilma, hold my beer, and git them kids back in the trailer home!!!"