No AR-15s for you!

[fishpoem]

Biden Assures Everyone That While The Taliban Now Has American Tanks, Rocket Launchers, And Machine Guns, They Haven't Gotten Any AR-15s

Biden Assures Everyone That While The Taliban Now Has American Tanks, Rocket Launchers, And Machine Guns, They Haven't Gotten Any AR-15s

WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Biden has received some criticism for how the exit was handled in Afghanistan. One problem is that Americans fled so quickly that numerous military weapons have now ended up in the hands of the Taliban. Biden held a press conference to assure the public that it’s not...

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[CamoDeafie]

He's not wrong. The Taliban got hundreds, if not thousands of M4s and M16s and probably quite a number of HK416s, FN-SCARs, and other firearms that the American citizens outside of LEOs/Mil/SOT FFLs have not been able to get their hands on since 1986
Edit. I'm aware that Babylon Bee is satire but...

 

[BBQ Guy]

Be careful where you get your news from....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Babylon_Bee

 

[SrMachoSolo]

Be careful where you get your news from....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Babylon_Bee

Correct.

This is what he's actually doing:


-Robert

 

[BBQ Guy]

Correct.

This is what he's actually doing:
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-Robert

I wasnt intent on taking away from the lack luster dullard job he is doing.

Today the internet offers all sorts of fun stuff and news stuff. Sometimes the latter gets confused with the former.
I am not sure if that was the case here, but it wouldnt be the first time that the Bee was mistaken for real news. They do a great job and when real life mirrors satire, it is funny in a terrifyingly cringe worthy manner.

 

[fishpoem]

Biden Assures Everyone That While The Taliban Now Has American Tanks, Rocket Launchers, And Machine Guns, They Haven't Gotten Any AR-15s

Biden Assures Everyone That While The Taliban Now Has American Tanks, Rocket Launchers, And Machine Guns, They Haven't Gotten Any AR-15s

WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Biden has received some criticism for how the exit was handled in Afghanistan. One problem is that Americans fled so quickly that numerous military weapons have now ended up in the hands of the Taliban. Biden held a press conference to assure the public that it’s not...

babylonbee.com

*** READER ALERT *** this is NOT from a real news source. Babylon Bee is a satire site run by super-smart Christian kids. So don't take this literally!!! Having said that, I get more insights - and endless laughs - from the Bee than I do from "real" sources like CNN, MSNBC, NPR, etc. I've arrived at a point in my life where I trust comedians more than I do politicians, "experts," and faux journalists. Sorry for any confusion.
- fishpoem

 

[SrMachoSolo]

I wasnt intent on taking away from the lack luster dullard job he is doing.

Today the internet offers all sorts of fun stuff and news stuff. Sometimes the latter gets confused with the former.
I am not sure if that was the case here, but it wouldnt be the first time that the Bee was mistaken for real news. They do a great job and when real life mirrors satire, it is funny in a terrifyingly cringe worthy manner.

I just wanted to post that picture and needed a relevant excuse lol

The Bee is amazing. How wonderful would it be to have a job where you just think of the dumbest things and get paid for them (without having to be elected)?

Laughed the appropriate amount at this related article:


-Robert

 

[BBQ Guy]

I just wanted to post that picture and needed a relevant excuse lol

The Bee is amazing. How wonderful would it be to have a job where you just think of the dumbest things and get paid for them (without having to be elected)?

Laughed the appropriate amount at this related article:
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-Robert

They should probably the remove idiot, loud mouthed, and pompous virus standing next to the sign....

 

[RobMa]

I just wanted to post that picture and needed a relevant excuse lol

The Bee is amazing. How wonderful would it be to have a job where you just think of the dumbest things and get paid for them (without having to be elected)?

Laughed the appropriate amount at this related article:
View attachment 1014408

-Robert

 

[nwslopoke]

Be careful where you get your news from....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Babylon_Bee

Well, they list Biden as *president.

Even as a joke it proves AR15 not a weapon of war. Someone did post footage of rifles, body armor and vehicles all abandoned.

 

[titsonritz]

Biden Assures Everyone That While The Taliban Now Has American Tanks, Rocket Launchers, And Machine Guns, They Haven't Gotten Any AR-15s

Yeah OK, Mr. Potato Head, I believe you.

 

[ma96782]

Biden Assures Everyone That While The Taliban Now Has American Tanks, Rocket Launchers, And Machine Guns, They Haven't Gotten Any AR-15s

Aloha, Mark

 

[clanhanson]

It's like The Onion for conservatives! And yes it's pretty great at times just like the O. On another note, I wonder how long they'll be able to maintain everything before giving up due to mechanical failures beyond their knowledge.

 

[titsonritz]

Be careful where you get your news from....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Babylon_Bee

https://www.foxnews.com/media/babylon-bee-satire

 

[Mikej]

On another note, I wonder how long they'll be able to maintain everything before giving up due to mechanical failures beyond their knowledge.

Trade 'em off for an AK pattern rifle? Might have to find a virgin to sweeten the deal though.

 

[clanhanson]

Trade 'em off for an AK pattern rifle? Might have to find a virgin to sweeten the deal though.

I hear that they're mistaken and it's actually 72 Virginians. So really it's hell

 

[SonicBlue03]

Keep in mind that while most of us are mindful of finding ammo when we can, Biden just gave millions of rounds to terrorists.

The lesson here? Better to be a terrorist than a citizen under Democratic occupation.

 

[titsonritz]

The lesson here? Better to be a terrorist than a citizen under Democratic occupation.

FIFY

 

[wired]

The good news out of all this is that we are no longer paying for everything and every politician in Afghanistan. We arent buying ammo for them any more either. There will be a glut of ammo on the market. 7.62 x 39 prices will drop. 5.56 prices will drop. Good riddance Afghanistan in more ways than one.

 

[Sundance]

How wonderful would it be to have a job where you just think of the dumbest things and get paid for them (without having to be elected)?

You just found the job description for CNN, MSNBC, NBC, CBS ….