Sarcasm aside, maybe some of you have heard this before, but its news to me. Seattle has a band of "real life superheroes" running around in costumes protecting us now. Real Life Superhero Phoenix Jones Tackles Streets of Seattle - ABC News I'm sure the streets will be crime free in no time at all! Either that, or one of these clowns running around with wooden swords and grappling hooks is gonna get himself or a bystander seriously hurt or worse. Yikes!