Never heard of a butt mortar before

[mrblond]

Bomb squad called to hospital after man reportedly had WWII mortar stuck up his butt

A bomb squad was called to a UK hospital after a man said he had a World War II mortar shell stuck in his rear, reported by The Sun According to reports, the man was a military enthusiast who …

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what would prompt someone to do this? The cricket bat to small now ?

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[HotRodGuy]

what would prompt someone to do this? The cricket bat to small now ?

What ever do you mean? He slipped and fell..... Butt first, cheeks spread, relaxed, onto a greased up 57mm mortar with enough force to require removal at a hospital....

 

[OldTengu]

Bomb squad called to hospital after man reportedly had WWII mortar stuck up his butt

A bomb squad was called to a UK hospital after a man said he had a World War II mortar shell stuck in his rear, reported by The Sun According to reports, the man was a military enthusiast who …

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what would prompt someone to do this? The cricket bat to small now ?

Could be. Plus since cricket bats are rectangular, could be the whole "square peg, round hole" problem.

 

[Flopsweat]

Here's the link without all the Google ad tracking and spying.

Bomb squad called to hospital after man reportedly had WWII mortar stuck up his butt

A bomb squad was called to a UK hospital after a man said he had a World War II mortar shell stuck in his rear, reported by The Sun According to reports, the man was a military enthusiast who …

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Also, do those mortars come pre-lubricated?

 

[Xaevian]

That takes "military surplus enthusiast" to a whole new level.

 

[Alexx1401]

I work in health care. We see some amazing things stuck in someone's butt. Last one that had me wondering was a full size can of shaving cream. That one did not try to claim he fell on it. Another years ago came in with a full size bottle of shampoo. A 1 liter bottle not the "travel size". That one they had to schedule an emergency surgery to remove.

 

[billdeserthills]

Bomb squad called to remove ordnance from man's rectum

Shellshocked Docs Call Bomb Squad for Man With Ordnance in Rectum

Memorabilia collector says he slipped and fell

www.newser.com

 

[teflon6string]

Attacked from the rear by enema forces.

 

[Xaevian]

His cosplay name is Major Insertion.

 

[Alexx1401]

LOL, I am going to share some of these at work. The people who have to "retrieve" the stuff will get a laugh out of this thread.

 

[P7M13]

Did Richard Gere move to England?

 

[CamoDeafie]

Never heard of a butt mortar before

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www.northwestfirearms.com

Identical event referenced

 

[ma96782]

I figure, the baseplate would have been the first of his problems.


Aloha, Mark

 

[Flopsweat]

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[teflon6string]

So was this a high ranking officer, or a lower GI?

 

[Flopsweat]

So was this a high ranking officer, or a lower GI?

Rear Admiral.

 

[Andy54Hawken]

I wish him all the best and hope he gets this behind him...But the medical expense may have him in arrears.
Andy

 

[revjen45]

1) "I work in health care. We see some amazing things stuck in someone's butt."
Apparently light bulbs are especially dangerous and great care is required to remove one without breaking it, which would cause serious damage to the surrounding tissues.
2) I recall a story about a fellow who was using a similar artillery round to repack his hemorrhoids when they were hanging out.

 

[Mikej]

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It's things like the above that help me start my day with a good laugh.
Thank you!

 

[Flopsweat]

It's things like the above that help me start my day with a good laugh.
Thank you!

"I'm not a smart man but I know what funny is."