If you sprinkle while you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.

[jljered]

Hi. This bit of advice used to hang on a sign right above the toilet in my grandmas house. That's all I gotta say about that. Thanks for having me.

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[x2ndxall]

Ha!
Welcome, weirdo.

A couple of years late, but welcome just the same.

 

[gmerkt]

Sign in the men's room where I had my first job:

We aim to please. Will you aim, too, please?

 

[skeezix]

Sign in the men's room at the local burger joint in High School: Flush twice--It's a long way to the kitchen.

 

[Xaevian]

Welcome!

 

[Knobgoblin]

 

[Stomper]

"Save water- If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown then flush it down"



(Sign above the toilet)

"Why are you looking here? The jokes in your hand"

 

[41mag]

"Stand close.....it's shorter than you think"

 

[Andesite]

Since it's MLB spring training season...To those with short bats -- crowd the plate.

Welcome!

 

[Mono1]

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OK. Now that, .... is scary.

 

[bionic knees]

please don't throw cigarette butts in the head, it makes them soggy and hard to light.

dad says this was written on the head wall on an aircraft carrier he was on during Korea.

 

[Joe13]

Tattoo place my buddy has, on the tank in vynal:

Aim like a Jedi, not like a Stormtrooper

 

[Joe13]

This has all been very enlightening…..

I thought the bottom side of the seat cover was like a basketball backboard

 

[FireArm]

I dont get it, dont guys sit down to pee?

welcome

 

[Kruel J]

I dont get it, dont guys sit down to pee?

welcome

With all the loosening of definitions over the past few years, I would say yes.

 

[Knobgoblin]

 

[Mono1]

SOME come here to sit, and Think.

OTHERS come to Sh*t and Stink.

BUT *I* come here to scratch my b*lls.

And read the WRITINGS ... on the walls!

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OK. I'll take my detention now.

 

[Kruel J]

SOME come here to sit, and Think.

OTHERS come to Sh*t and Stink.

BUT *I* come here to scratch my b*lls.

And read the WRITINGS ... on the walls!

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OK. I'll take my detention now.

Best one so far!

 

[BillyJean]

My friend's pool growing up had a sign on the fence:

Welcome to our OOL.
Notice there is no P in it.
Please leave it that way.

When I read Milan Kundera's The Unbearable Lightness of Being, I realized you can just pee in the sink.

 

[Mono1]

Best one so far!

Love Ya Kruel J !