I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords

[Flopsweat]

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Even now...

 

[sobo]

And it begins anew...

 

[Flopsweat]

And it begins anew...

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[3MTA3]

They need to start right now and make AI non female from the get go.

That would sort of hamper the sexbot industry, however, except in certain large west coast cities where they want their sexbot to be called Barry...

 

[sobo]

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[RicInOR]

Chess-playing robot grabs child opponent's finger and breaks it.

"Smagin seemed to put most of the blame on the victim. "There are certain safety rules and the child, apparently, violated them. When he made his move, he did not realize he first had to wait," he said. "This is an extremely rare case, the first I can recall.""

 

[cigars]

In soviet Russia when playing chess you take knight, we break finger. You take queen, we break leg. Everything more exciting in soviet russia. You want Russian roulette? We use Makarov.

 

[Flopsweat]

Chess-playing robot grabs child opponent's finger and breaks it.

"Smagin seemed to put most of the blame on the victim. "There are certain safety rules and the child, apparently, violated them. When he made his move, he did not realize he first had to wait," he said. "This is an extremely rare case, the first I can recall.""

Why is that robot arm stronger than it needs to be? I'm sure it's a standard arm. I'm saying it shouldn't have been.

 

[3MTA3]

Why is that robot arm stronger than it needs to be? I'm sure it's a standard arm. I'm saying it shouldn't have been.

Especially since it was playing against children.

 

[Flopsweat]

Especially since it was playing against children.

When they have one of those in a factory there are yellow lines around it on the floor. You don't go near it.

 

[3MTA3]

I guess we have a few years left before becoming completely obsolete

https://twitter.com/x/status/1736533308849443121

 

[arakboss]

Why is that robot arm stronger than it needs to be? I'm sure it's a standard arm. I'm saying it shouldn't have been.

Because the robot's night job is arm wrestling.

 

[3MTA3]

They have FINALLY used this technology to make something I want and Father's Day is just around the corner

https://twitter.com/x/status/1782769796498514079

View: https://twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1782769796498514079?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1782769796498514079%7Ctwgr%5Ee57353cbf9f44e5588981bd3e52cfef227e8027e%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitchy.com%2Famy-curtis%2F2024%2F04%2F23%2Fflamethrower-dog-robot-n2395431


Yeah, baby, Burnt Lives Matter! Sorry about your cosplay Palestinian scarf! You shouldn't have blocked off the exit to the rest area, pal!

 

[Nosferatu]

They have FINALLY used this technology to make something I want and Father's Day is just around the corner

https://twitter.com/x/status/1782769796498514079

View: https://twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1782769796498514079?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1782769796498514079%7Ctwgr%5Ee57353cbf9f44e5588981bd3e52cfef227e8027e%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitchy.com%2Famy-curtis%2F2024%2F04%2F23%2Fflamethrower-dog-robot-n2395431


Yeah, baby, Burnt Lives Matter! Sorry about your cosplay Palestinian scarf! You shouldn't have blocked off the exit to the rest area, pal!

Should keep the tailgaters at a healthy distance as well!

 

[3MTA3]

Should keep the tailgaters at a healthy distance as well!

Are you kidding? I'd be driving ten miles under the speed limit with one turn signal on everywhere I go, and when they honk their horn...