How short should I cut my shotgun barrel?

[Jonnyuma]

<jazz hands>

Jazz Hands are the sound of one hand clapping.

Also the new post-WuFlu (literal) handshake.
Almost makes me want to go back to church just so I could watch everybody do Jazz Hands at their neighbors.

 

[wayfarer]

Go buy a Shockwave and save the 870 for getting food.

 

[Member 34319]

The tax stamp and barrel cut added value to this, in my opinion.

 

[powermad]

Buy the 870 18.5 barrel and call it a day.
In fact go to the classifieds, there is one for $75

 

[Member 34319]

Buy the 870 18.5 barrel and call it a day.
In fact go to the classifieds, there is one for $75

This!

 

[bbbass]

Jazz Hands are the sound of one hand clapping.

Also the new post-WuFlu (literal) handshake.
Almost makes me want to go back to church just so I could watch everybody do Jazz Hands at their neighbors.

Additionally, and I keep forgetting, jazz hands are what the hearing impaired do for clapping cuz it's visual.

 

[Jonnyuma]

Additionally, and I keep forgetting, jazz hands are what the hearing impaired do for clapping cuz it's visual.

Yes, jazz hand interpretation can be tricky. It can mean: "I'm deaf and really appreciate what you do/did".

Or, "Hello. I'm super gay".

 

[jfeller]

Keep the long barrel for the most likely use (hunting), if we are really in a SHTF moment small game can be found most places and had very productively via 12g.

 

[bbbass]

Yes, jazz hand interpretation can be tricky. It can mean: "I'm deaf and really appreciate what you do/did".

Or, "Hello. I'm super gay".

Oh, I didn't know that.... how do YOU know that??? (Enquiring minds, you know...)

 

[Jonnyuma]

Oh, I didn't know that.... how do YOU know that??? (Enquiring minds, you know...)

A gay blind guy told me when there weren't any deaf people around.
(Like that mattered)

 

[bbbass]

A gay blind guy told me when there weren't any deaf people around.
(Like that mattered)

Oh I thought maybe you got it from repeated viewings of "A Chorus Line" and "Cats"...

 

[Jonnyuma]

Oh I thought maybe you got it from repeated viewings of "A Chorus Line" and "Cats"...

Never seen em. But I hear Liza puts on a mean stage show.

 

[bbbass]

Never seen em. But I hear Liza puts on a mean stage show.

Did. Maybe a little long in the tooth today...

 

[Jonnyuma]

Did. Maybe a little long in the tooth today...

Yeah, but she was the jazz-handiest in her day.

 

[bbbass]

Yeah, but she was the jazz-handiest in her day.

Mmmmmm, what a pair...

 

[Jonnyuma]

Mmmmmm, what a pair...

Have we defiled this young man's thread enough yet?

 

[bbbass]

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Hands, Brother... pair of hands!!!

 

[Jonnyuma]

Hands, Brother... pair of hands!!!

Yeah... sure... I knew that.

 

[bbbass]

Yeah... sure... I knew that.

What a pair we are.... sure screwed this already screwed up thread.

 

[Jonnyuma]

What a pair we are.... sure screwed this already screwed up thread.

Life is a cabaret, ol chum.