Help me with FREE NWFA MEMBERSHIPS

[NoFlinch]

.........
The first person who gives you a freezer full of Elk meat.

DING! DING! DING!

We could have a shoe-in for a winner.......

 

[BoonDocks36]

Curse you! I'm a red head, you are jealous we get more attention aren't you.... Lol.

The Prettiest and the Sweetest girl in our Church, is a Red Head...
Not all are ~anti~Red Heads!!!!

philip

Ps: great post, agree with almost all the suggestions ( a Pox on Anti-Red Headers ) ... Hey I'm JOKING!!!!

 

[ikemay]

Carries a Made in the US slipjoint pocket knife.

Mike

 

[808hondacrguy]

I think I deserve to win because (looking in mirror) Im good enough, Im smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me.

 

[Sabertooth]

Ease up on the red head stuff. I used to have a red beard, (now white) a red headed son (when he had hair) and a red headed granddaughter.
2 dogs, a boarder collie and a toy poodle.
Wear pj bottoms instead of pants (like the multi color stuff) and retired and to old to care what people think. I also only shave every 2 weeks. Carhart tee shirts, have most of there colors. I don't have enough rifles or pistols or reloading equipment. Only have 8 fishing poles and 2 boats and 2 canoes. Broke and having fun.

 

[NoFlinch]

I think I deserve to win because (looking in mirror) Im good enough, Im smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me.

"I'm good enough. I'm smart enough. And doggone it, people like me."

 

[808hondacrguy]

Whoops, I add libbed

 

[NoFlinch]

Whoops, I add libbed

Just think of it this way;

Your mis-quotation, along with your spelling error with AD-lib, may have cost you the prize of a lifetime.

I'll have to call the board of directors on this one

ad-lib - definition of ad-lib by The Free Dictionary
www.thefreedictionary.com/ad-lib
v. ad-libbed, ad-lib·bing, ad-libs. v.tr. To improvise and deliver extemporaneously: ad-lib a comic monologue. v.intr. To engage in improvisation, as during......

 

[808hondacrguy]

I hate when I do that!!! ( spell checked this time)

 

[NoFlinch]

I hate when I do that!!! ( spell checked this time)

I believe the correct way of quoting that statement is;

"I hate IT when I do that".

In that way, you are not arbitrarily hating "anything and everything".



Example; I hate it when grammar Nazi's correct my posts.

 

[U201491]

WOW!
69 VIEWS......5 responses....

Thank You, you few brave folks!

More ideas;

• Cannot have more than "X" number of messages.

I figure by the time someone responds with 200-250? messages, and hasn't joined, or sent in a donation, HHHHMMMMM.
Any thoughts here??

• Cannot have the same hair color as Carrot Top

It is a grand thing you do

.

 

[808hondacrguy]

I believe the correct way of quoting that statement is;

"I hate IT when I do that".

In that way, you are not arbitrarily hating "anything and everything".



Example; I hate it when grammar Nazi's correct my posts.

TOUGH CROWD LOL

 

[Member 5605]

Hahahahahahahahahaha


Such colorful posts.

We find that third member yet for a scholarship?

 

[Norm0931]

Dad shot Donnie! Stewart, you have to come home and deal with this!

Okay, Jodie, I would never ordinarily say this, but... is there any way you can get to a pound cake?

 

[NoFlinch]

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Such colorful posts.

We find that third member yet for a scholarship?

YES!
3 memberships have been chosen;

CONGRATULATIONS TO;
etrain16.......Who doesn't like this guy?

Boondocks36.....He was nominated by Taku, and his posts are great

and......

808hondacrguy.........I'm hoping he will take his prize money and take grammar and spelling lessons.
Oh wait, there is no prize money

THE WINNERS ARE.......WELL, THEY'RE WINNERS!

THANKS TO IRONMONSTER FOR SUPPORTING ONE OF THESE MEMBERSHIPS

BUT, I have decided to give out 3 more which are available as of ..................NOT YET.......as of.......... ...WAIT A MINUTE.............get ready.............SET..... ..........HANG ON.........

NOW!

If you would like a membership to NWFA, you know what to do...............

 

[Member 5605]

Yeeeeehaw!!



So that's what the board decided?


No more poking neighbors with sticks for entertainment?

 

[NoFlinch]

Dad shot Donnie! Stewart, you have to come home and deal with this!

Okay, Jodie, I would never ordinarily say this, but... is there any way you can get to a pound cake?

OK, someone please explain this post to me.

SOMEBODY is on drugs, and it isn't me

 

[NoFlinch]

Yeeeeehaw!!



So that's what the board decided?


No more poking neighbors with sticks for entertainment?

GREAT post!!!!!

3 more memberships have surfaced......POKE AWAY!!

 

[808hondacrguy]

Thank You so mu

YES!
3 memberships have been chosen;

CONGRATULATIONS TO;
etrain16.......Who doesn't like this guy?

Boondocks36.....He was nominated by Taku, and his posts are great

and......

808hondacrguy.........I'm hoping he will take his prize money and take grammar and spelling lessons.
Oh wait, there is no prize money

THE WINNERS ARE.......WELL, THEY'RE WINNERS!

THANKS TO IRONMONSTER FOR SUPPORTING ONE OF THESE MEMBERSHIPS

BUT, I have decided to give out 3 more which are available as of ..................NOT YET.......as of.......... ...WAIT A MINUTE.............get ready.............SET..... ..........HANG ON.........

NOW!

If you would like a membership to NWFA, you know what to do...............

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Oh wow, Thank You so much NoFlinch and IronMonster! You guys are RockStars. You have inspired me to further my 8th grade education and make you proud. I also want to thank all my fans out there who give me a reason to wake up and face the day every morning, and the Lord, Jesus Christ whose mercy has made all this possible for a regular guy like me.

 

[U201491]

OK, someone please explain this post to me.

SOMEBODY is on drugs, and it isn't me

Yeah, that one got me too.... HUH ?????