Hello, I am Jesse. I like guns and coloring.

[jessec]

Hey.

My buddy kept sending me classified ads of awesome things - and finally got sick of being the middle man broker. So, I was forced to finally sign up and join the known.

I live in kitsap, in a real birkenstock n patchouli part of the county. But, I've been into marksmanship, hunting, and firearms my whole life. So far, my neighbors don't suspect much - but they do tend to ask me if everything is alright everytime a transformer blows in the neighborhood.

Pleased to meet you all on the internet. I'd offer to meet up in person, but the thought of that makes me uncomfortable because I am antisocial. I have 4 kids and the only free time in my life is between 9-945pm.

I already have too many friends. If you need a buddy, let me know. I have a few mid-grade buds I could let go of for a couple boxes of cheap 300. Friends as is, no returns, no trials, no layaway. Buyer pays transaction fees.

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[Xaevian]

Welcome!

 

[jessec]

Welcome!

Thanks e-homie.

 

[po18guy]

Welcome from the Land of Evil Spirits!

 

[ma96782]

Anti-social huh?



Aloha, Mark

 

[Stomper]

I can see in your avatar that you're the victim of the dreaded "forest drop-bear"!

Once they land on your shoulders and wrap around your neck like that, they're not removable and will suck the soul out of you for 18-21 years… oftentimes longer.

 

[jessec]

Anti-social huh?

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Aloha, Mark

I have to admit - that meme is so close to reality that I'm a little wigged out. Hah!

 

[CountryGent]

Good morning. Welcome.

 

[jessec]

I can see in your avatar that you're the victim of the dreaded "forest drop-bear"!

Once they land on your shoulders and wrap around your neck like that, they're not removable and will suck the soul out of you for 18-21 years… oftentimes longer.

Yeah - and I couldn't fit the 80lb pack into the field of view to really show off lol!

That was on a boys backpacking trip up the queets last summer. 3,5, and 7yo. I only lost the 3 year old once.

Luckily I used some of my hunting dog training tricks, and he's trained to audibly respond to "SAY DADDY" to get a fruit snack.

 

[Member 53328]

You had me at coloring. What's your favorite flavor of crayons?

 

[SHOOTZMEDLER]

I can appreciate the way you lay words out in sentences to make a paragraph .
Welcome. Keep buying stuff and being smart.

 

[jessec]

You had me at coloring. What's your favorite flavor of crayons?

I prefer the pale flesh colored ones. I get generally disinterested in the spectrum past mocha Carmel, but depending on how long it's been between feasts - there's no reason to get all snobby and selective. it's really more about the quality of the crayon these days. Like, it it just a slimy nub that's been passed around between a couple hundred unselective fingers? No thanks. But, pretty much any color fresh out of the box, is going to be delightful.

 

[P7M13]

Dip the slimy nubs in patchouli and hand them to the neighbors. You'll be vibin'.

 

[Stomper]

You had me at coloring. What's your favorite flavor of crayons?

Oh geez….. here come the Marines. HIDE YER CRAYONS!!

 

[Gunner3456]

Welcome!

 

[3MTA3]

Welcome aboard and glad you found us! Now git them goldurn birkenstocks off my lawn! Sorry, I'm an old guy and if I don't yell some variation of "get off my lawn!" every few hours I get antsy.

 

[Richo877]

Hello and welcome!

 

[Certaindeaf]

Hey.

My buddy kept sending me classified ads of awesome things - and finally got sick of being the middle man broker. So, I was forced to finally sign up and join the known.

I live in kitsap, in a real birkenstock n patchouli part of the county. But, I've been into marksmanship, hunting, and firearms my whole life. So far, my neighbors don't suspect much - but they do tend to ask me if everything is alright everytime a transformer blows in the neighborhood.

Pleased to meet you all on the internet. I'd offer to meet up in person, but the thought of that makes me uncomfortable because I am antisocial. I have 4 kids and the only free time in my life is between 9-945pm.

I already have too many friends. If you need a buddy, let me know. I have a few mid-grade buds I could let go of for a couple boxes of cheap 300. Friends as is, no returns, no trials, no layaway. Buyer pays transaction fees.

Oh now.

 

[RobMa]

Hey.

My buddy kept sending me classified ads of awesome things - and finally got sick of being the middle man broker. So, I was forced to finally sign up and join the known.

I live in kitsap, in a real birkenstock n patchouli part of the county. But, I've been into marksmanship, hunting, and firearms my whole life. So far, my neighbors don't suspect much - but they do tend to ask me if everything is alright everytime a transformer blows in the neighborhood.

Pleased to meet you all on the internet. I'd offer to meet up in person, but the thought of that makes me uncomfortable because I am antisocial. I have 4 kids and the only free time in my life is between 9-945pm.

I already have too many friends. If you need a buddy, let me know. I have a few mid-grade buds I could let go of for a couple boxes of cheap 300. Friends as is, no returns, no trials, no layaway. Buyer pays transaction fees.

This is a joke right?

 

[RVTECH]

Welcome from Wickiup Junction, OR!