Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis in 50km race

[Lennie]

• Remi Lindholm needs a heat pack after finishing 28th
• 'When it started to warm up, the pain was unbearable'

Winter Olympics: Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis in 50km race

Cross country Finnish skier finished in 28th place in the 50km race … with a frozen penis

www.theguardian.com

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[monkeybutler]

You would think they would know to better protect their dongs.

 

[HotRodGuy]

Someone, send that man a Tuggie.

 

[Mikej]

You would think they would know to better protect their dongs.

Daily internet winner. ^^ 1st place.

Someone, send that man a Tuggie.

Daily internet winner. ^^ 2nd place.

 

[slimmer13]

He got cold cocked

 

[kmk1012]

They even shortened the race by 20km to 30 total, what a wuss, LOL

 

[Xaevian]

28th? Maybe next time he will push harder to Finnish sooner!

 

[HotRodGuy]

What's worse is that it is not the first time it has happened to him. He knowingly places a race above preventing his member from falling off.

 

[Certaindeaf]

Unless he's a weirdo that keel sports I'm calling shenanigans.

 

[clanhanson]

Inversion saves!

 

[Lennie]

At least it was a stiff one.

 

[albin25]

So…. I'm wondering….
…. What about the 27 non-frozen dicks that finished ahead of the Finnish "dick-cicle" ?
Maybe now he'll re-think being the only one wearing crotchless pantys?

 

[Knobgoblin]

You would think they would know to better protect their dongs.

 

[monkeybutler]

HAH.

 

[Ferryman]

 

[Knobgoblin]

Unless he's a weirdo that keel sports I'm calling shenanigans.

Maybe it was out for Harambe.