Favorite Quotes

[GI JEW 555]

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[GI JEW 555]

Alrighty then, you want other than 'quotes', how about chemistry.

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CUZ LIFE IS MORE FUN WITH CHEMISTRY !!!

Yeah, go ahead, guess what it is.

Optimus" = "best" or "greatest" in Latin "Prime" (from Latin "primus") = "first
Yep , defiantly Optimus prime! What ?

" No …colonel sanders you're wrong." - Adam Sandler

 

[Hooyah DeepSea]

Nope. has nothing to do with ficticious characters or eleven herbs and spices.

 

[Ay Dios Mio]

"We can forgive [the Arabs] for killing our children. We cannot forgive them for forcing us to kill their children. We will only have peace with [the Arabs] when they love their children more than they hate us..." ~ Golda Meir

 

[jbett98]

Naught treads so silent as the foot of time.

Edward Young. "Love of Fame, V," 1778

 

[P7M13]

I'm not sure where this came from, perhaps me, perhaps not.

"A naked woman has much power".

Corollary: "A hard dick has no conscience."

 

[Tlock]

2 Quotes showing how broke i am :

"If it cost a nickel to $hit I'd have to puke"

"Hell I'm so broke i gotta jerk the dogs off just to feed the cats"

 

[1911Fanatic]

"Marriage is what you call it when you give up one half of your groceries to get the other half cooked." My Grandpa to me when I was 8 years old.

 

[toonerfrank]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Hitman3

 

[SherpaJones]

Special is as special does, you aren't special just because.

 

[Provincial]

2 Quotes showing how broke i am :

"If it cost a nickel to $hit I'd have to puke"

"Hell I'm so broke i gotta jerk the dogs off just to feed the cats"

I'm so poor, I can't even pay attention!

 

[Rkangel]

Bumper sticker wisdom: It's not whether you pick your nose, it's where you put the booger.

 

[64MercurysRule]

You can pick your friends ..... You can pick your nose ..... But you can't pick your friends nose .

 

[Jim Horn]

A committee is the only known form of life with six or more legs and no brain. (a friend)
Government, like fire, is a dangerous servant and a fearful master (Washington)
Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to Hell and have him look forward to the trip (Churchill?)
Diplomacy is being there when he arrives. (Same?)
A common medical disorder - craniorectal inversion (Capt. Reeves, USAF)
If there is more than one way to do something and one or more are wrong, sooner or later somebody will do a wrong one (Captain John Murphy, USAF, 1948, implying proper design eliminates the wrong ways. The popular "Murphys Law" bypasses its intent which Murphy sadly claimed to be an example of same)

Why, yes, I am an engineer. How did you know?

 

[Provincial]

It is amazing how many intelligent people are cognitively challenged. (Me)

 

[Andy54Hawken]

Some people sure seem like that bought their stupid at a two for one sale....
Andy

 

[64MercurysRule]

I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken...............also I've done stuff I thought was dumb but later found out it was actually stupid .

 

[Dirty-30_lever]

Confucius say…. Man go to bed itchy butt, wake up stinky finger
Your welcome

 

[L84Cabo]

I would rather adjust my life to your absence than adjust my boundaries to accommodate your disrespect.

 

[butleraaronm]

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