Don't Get Arrested

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  1. RicInOR

    RicInOR
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    Advice from a cop

    • Stay away from cops or, if you can't, try to blend in.
    • Give in to the psychological battle in order to win "the contest for custody of your body." Make eye contact and be polite—no matter how insulting the cops are. But don't smile.
    • If that doesn't work and it looks like you're going to get arrested, be pitiful.
    • Never allow a cop to search your car without a warrant or probable cause.
    Also, if you can help it, don't go out after dark.

    An Ex-Cop's Guide to Not Getting Arrested - Mike Riggs - The Atlantic Cities
    Decrease Your Chances of Being Arrested with These Tips from an Ex-Cop
     
  2. Redcap

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    Yeah, no.
     
  3. simon99

    simon99
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    Is this for real?

    Its akin to not eating anything with curry on it prior to going through TSA for a flight....they just might mistake you for a middle eastern terrorist.
     
  4. Blaylocke

    Blaylocke
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    The article is stupid, but funny. It seems like it was written to get low rent gang bangers into even more trouble.



    :laugh:
     
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  5. 41Slinger

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    Always told my kids, If you have to talk to a cop you lose even if nothing comes of it. Never thought about crappin my pants, Brilliant :wow:
     
  6. drew

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    This almost sounds satirical. I'm tempted to both laugh and shake my head in disgust.
     
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