Don't Get Arrested

[RicInOR]

Advice from a cop

• Stay away from cops or, if you can't, try to blend in.
• Give in to the psychological battle in order to win "the contest for custody of your body." Make eye contact and be polite—no matter how insulting the cops are. But don't smile.
• If that doesn't work and it looks like you're going to get arrested, be pitiful.
• Never allow a cop to search your car without a warrant or probable cause.

Also, if you can help it, don't go out after dark.

An Ex-Cop's Guide to Not Getting Arrested - Mike Riggs - The Atlantic Cities
Decrease Your Chances of Being Arrested with These Tips from an Ex-Cop

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[Redcap]

Yeah, no.

 

[simon99]

Is this for real?

Its akin to not eating anything with curry on it prior to going through TSA for a flight....they just might mistake you for a middle eastern terrorist.

 

[Blaylocke]

The article is stupid, but funny. It seems like it was written to get low rent gang bangers into even more trouble.

And if that doesn't work? It's debasement time. Start with crying. Bawl hard while begging for a notice (the option here is a notice or jail, not notice/jail or getting off scot free). "Don't waste time worrying about what your friends will think," Carson says. "If they're with you, they're getting arrested too." If they're not with you, they won't know.

If crying fails, and you're willing to do whatever it takes to not go to jail, Carson advises you to "foul yourself so that the police will consider setting you free in order not to get their cruiser nasty." Vomit on your clothes. Defecate and urinate in your pants. Then let the officers know what you've done. If they arrest you anyway, you'll get cleaned and reclothed at the jail.

 

[41Slinger]

Always told my kids, If you have to talk to a cop you lose even if nothing comes of it. Never thought about crappin my pants, Brilliant

 

[drew]

This almost sounds satirical. I'm tempted to both laugh and shake my head in disgust.