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When I was six this danged Cocker Spaniel ran out of a yard and bit me! Twice! I got tired of this chit so I got my feet up on the seat of my monster, 26" Schwinn Springer and roared on down the hill! At the bottom, dog runs out, yappin', I leap, feet land on the mutts rib cage, CAARRRRUUUNNCH!!!! Picked the, now surprisingly less vocal, dog up by the hind legs and tossed it up on the guys front porch!
Hey mister, I just rode in on the wild, Eastern Nevada, desert express turnip truck!!! I'm probably not going to grow up to be a snowflake!
Cockers are only one notch above yapping wieners and chiuauas....