Chaos in the elevator

[FATAL125]

Any halfway decent looking prostitutes working downtown Moses lake ( is there a downtown??)

I might have 40 bucks left in my pocket by this time tomorrow, she could just pretend to be amused by my jokes for that $$$ . I'm a simple person, after all.

Yes we have a downtown... jeez...

I mean its only 100 feet long, but its there nonetheless...

Prostitutes though... nah. We don't even have any shady massage parlors...

We do have an abundance of homeless females though... I can't imagine the things they'd do for 40 bucks...

 

[Indy62]

Yes we have a downtown... jeez...

I mean its only 100 feet long, but its there nonetheless...

Prostitutes though... nah. We don't even have any shady massage parlors...

We do have an abundance of homeless females though... I can't imagine the things they'd do for 40 bucks...

Forty bucks becomes $4000 bucks pretty quick.

 

[FATAL125]

Forty bucks becomes $4000 bucks pretty quick.

No joke... no inflation issues there thats for sure...

 

[Knobgoblin]

Forty bucks becomes $4000 bucks pretty quick.

I probably contracted an sti in the water park yesterday, so that's already paid for.

 

[Knobgoblin]

@Indy62 , this thread is hot again.
I like it.

 

[Knobgoblin]

7 more pages to go!

C'mon, people now!!

 

[Indy62]

7 more pages to go!

C'mon, people now!!

Well..it makes sense. Only so much engagement can be had on carry positions, best defense load and welcome threads. Off topic is not where threads go to die, it's what brings people in.

EDIT..plus most of us are male, and well..we're single minded.

 

[Certaindeaf]

This is why I never wash my finger.

 

[FATAL125]

Well..it makes sense. Only so much engagement can be had on carry positions, best defense load and welcome threads. Off topic is not where threads go to die, it's what brings people in.

EDIT..plus most of us are male, and well..we're single minded.

Guess I'm hyper male... triple minded...

In no particular order... guns - hot moms - food...

 

[Knobgoblin]

Guess I'm hyper male... triple minded...

In no particular order... guns - hot moms - food...

Eat
Phkk
Kill.

That's just biology

 

[FATAL125]

Eat
Phkk
Kill.

That's just biology

Have you seen the new species of male...

Biology has failed us...

 

[Knobgoblin]

Have you seen the new species of male...

Biology has failed us...

Genetic dead ends like the north American soy-boi aren't breeding because mother nature is ruthlessly effective in her job.

 

[Certaindeaf]

Eat
Phkk
Kill.

That's just biology

Killin it, Jerry!

 

[gunrnr]

I personally like the SBD then step back and watch them blame each other.
From a long time former paramedic, we tend to have a warped sense of humor

 

[CLT65]

Cheaper then marriage..so I'm not judging.

Definitely cheaper than marriage, by far.

In the same way that a day-old cheeseburger in the warmer at 7-Eleven is cheaper than a gourmet burger at a nice restaurant.

 

[P7M13]

Queef's don't smell. If anything they allow a little laughter in the "business"

They don't smell if all you're used to is the sh1t house door on a tuna boat.

 

[Member 53867]

They don't smell if all you're used to is the sh1t house door on a tuna boat.