Chaos in the elevator

[nammac]

Hmmmm. Chemical weapons in an elevator

 

[Nosferatu]

You sound French.

Smells Dutch though.

 

[TTSX]

Nothing quite like letting one out quietly in a two person car and aggressively blaming the other person

 

[DB is Here]

Nothing quite like letting one out quietly in a two person car and aggressively blaming the other person

Or if you do, crack their window a touch...then say excuse you.

 

[g.brew]

i want the last 30 seconds of my life back

 

[Ura-Ki]

Ah, nothing like a good Crop Dusting in confined spaces, especially with total strangers!

last time, I yelled, "Arsehole Says What?" and then ripped the most epic Phart of my entire life, Classic I tell ya, Classic!

 

[po18guy]

Forget hydro, wind and solar. Great Northern Beans are THE renewable energy resource.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2JI0k9HuZk

 

[Member 53867]

Confucius say: Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

 

[WillametteWill]

Went from..those chatty girls texting on their phones (first version)

So, Tricia and I get in this elevator to get a soy latte with two pumps cuz we were pretty tired after staying up late doing each others nails, I totally changed to her Ocean Blue color, 100 percent. All of the sudden this guy farts in the completely crowded elevator as soon as the doors closed. I mean, it was totally gross. I thought nail polish remover smelled wrenched. Tricia said she threw up a little in her mouth. She had them put a pump of caramel in her drink just to get the taste out of her mouth...but her nails still looked awesome!

We're back!!!

 

[9milli]

Farts in public cannot be trusted. I once heard a guy in white shorts fart in a store. Let's just say his shorts were no longer white after farting!

 

[nammac]

Farts in public cannot be trusted. I once heard a guy in white shorts fart in a store. Let's just say his shorts were no longer white after farting!

Ewwwww…. A creamy outburst….

 

[nammac]

Confucius say: Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

An Confucius also say:

He who scratch heinie should not bite fingernails.

 

[Juany]

I had a business meeting in a high-rise in downtown the other day. Afterwards, got on an elevator half-full of people. The doors closed, and the synthetic female voice from the elevator speakers said "going down" which always intrigues me. Anyway just as we began our descent, I yelled "FIRE IN THE HOLE!" and 15 seconds later I ripped a nice one. Just then the elevator reached the lobby floor, the doors opened, and as I exited so did all the Karens (and male Karens too, might call them Kenny's but they probably identify as Karens anyway, because, Portland...), anyway all those Karens were gasping and whining and complaining about how rude and inconsiderate that was. Well, I warned them. What more do they want of me? Hold it in, take another elevator, not eat beans, what? Jeesh, people these days!

Yes. Hold it in. No one wants that in an elevator.

 

[nammac]

This thread is proof that elevators need more ventilation and better air circulation….

 

[64MercurysRule]

This thread is proof that elevators need more ventilation and better air circulation….

And elevator operator with
Glade air freshener......

 

[nammac]

And elevator operator with
Glade air freshener......

or at least a "Stick-Up"

 

[Indy62]

So, Tricia and I get in this elevator to get a soy latte with two pumps cuz we were pretty tired after staying up late doing each others nails, I totally changed to her Ocean Blue color, 100 percent. All of the sudden this guy farts in the completely crowded elevator as soon as the doors closed. I mean, it was totally gross. I thought nail polish remover smelled wrenched. Tricia said she threw up a little in her mouth. She had them put a pump of caramel in her drink just to get the taste out of her mouth...but her nails still looked awesome!

We're back!!!

@WillametteWill Lol..you either have daughters or were around in the 80's..or both

 

[WillametteWill]

@WillametteWill Lol..you either have daughters or were around in the 80's..or both

Spent 10 years in the 80s at a fun age, teens & 20s. All boys in our house so I'm only imagining (poorly) what it would be like with girls. But I was around plenty of Valley Girls, even in the OC.

 

[Indy62]

Spent 10 years in the 80s at a fun age, teens & 20s. All boys in our house so I'm only imagining (poorly) what it would be like with girls. But I was around plenty of Valley Girls, even in the OC.

Yeah...my teen years were in CA..83'-88'

Girls were..well...the ultimate objective.

 

[357 MAX]

ever heard a pu$$y fart?