Chaos in the elevator

[nammac]

ever heard a pu$$y fart?

Even worse, ever smelled one???

 

[P7M13]

ever heard a pu$$y fart?

Never heard a queef in an elevator.

 

[FATAL125]

ever heard a pu$$y fart?

IYKYK...

 

[Ura-Ki]

Never heard a queef in an elevator.

Would you even know it?

 

[P7M13]

Would you even know it?

Smells like mown grass

 

[Meridian7750]

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Farts in public cannot be trusted. I once heard a guy in white shorts fart in a store. Let's just say his shorts were no longer white after farting!

Otherwise known as a "Shart"

 

[WEE]

Farts in public cannot be trusted. I once heard a guy in white shorts fart in a store. Let's just say his shorts were no longer white after farting!

My father-in-law (RIP) used to say "Happiness is a dry fart." We immediately knew what had just happened and ran for cover.

 

[Indy62]

Queef's don't smell. If anything they allow a little laughter in the "business"

 

[Knobgoblin]

Queef's don't smell. If anything they allow a little laughter in the "business"

Eau de filet mignon?

 

[Indy62]

Eau de filet mignon?

That's just wrong. You need to get out more.

 

[FATAL125]

Eau de filet mignon?

That's just wrong. You need to get out more.

Seems he's doing just fine staying in...

 

[Knobgoblin]

That's just wrong. You need to get out more.

No, sigh ...

I actually need to get " in " more.

My 50s are dry like the Sahara desert so far.

Probably explains why I'm such a jerk all the time.

 

[Indy62]

Seems he's doing just fine staying in...

Lol..well...you do you.

 

[Indy62]

No, sigh ...

I actually need to get " in " more.

My 50s are dry like the Sahara desert so far.

Probably explains why I'm such a jerk all the time.

Preaching to the choir. I'm 54. Waiting for all the cougars to give up on perfection.

 

[FATAL125]

Seems he's doing just fine staying in...

No, sigh ...

I actually need to get " in " more.

My 50s are dry like the Sahara desert so far.

Probably explains why I'm such a jerk all the time.

It seems I spoke too soon...

My condolences...

I hear mayo helps...

 

[Indy62]

It seems I spoke too soon...

My condolences...

I hear mayo helps...

Eww

 

[Knobgoblin]

No, sigh ...

I actually need to get " in " more.

My 50s are dry like the Sahara desert so far.

Probably explains why I'm such a jerk all the time.

Any halfway decent looking prostitutes working downtown Moses lake ( is there a downtown??)

I might have 40 bucks left in my pocket by this time tomorrow, she could just pretend to be amused by my jokes for that $$$ . I'm a simple person, after all.

 

[Indy62]

Any halfway decent looking prostitutes working downtown Moses lake ( is there a downtown??)

I might have 40 bucks left in my pocket by this time tomorrow, she could just pretend to be amused by my jokes for that $$$ . I'm a simple person, after all.

Cheaper then marriage..so I'm not judging.

 

[FATAL125]

Preaching to the choir. I'm 54. Waiting for all the cougars to give up on perfection.

Ahhhhh cougars... those majestic putty's...

We all know they're out there... the occasional sighting and random rendezvous proves that...

Yet whenever you're looking for one they just seem to vanish...

Like a fart in the wind...

 

[Indy62]

Ahhhhh cougars... those majestic putty's...

We all know they're out there... the occasional sighting and random rendezvous proves that...

Yet whenever you're looking for one they just seem to vanish...

Like a fart in the wind...

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What I've discovered about Cougars..is they will find you. You can hunt and hunt till you've given up. Then...then they pop out of the blue to strike. Then just as quickly disappear.