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Not only do I take a sidearm (or 2) to the cinema, restaurant, hardware store or any other place when I'm out and about, but Mr. Steyr cuddles right up with me while I'm watching TV, eating, gardening, riding the porcelain pony, or just staring into space and drooling. Unfortunately, I find him lumpy in bed so he sits on the dresser while I'm asleep. The other boudoir guns get jealous, so I have to take one of them along once in a while when I leave the house. The long guns understand why they can't go with me, so they don't sulk.
I hope I spend the rest of my life carrying a gun I never need.
I hope I spend the rest of my life carrying a gun I never need.