Zombie fans: late night trips to Wal-Mart?

[ak56]

I hate going to Walmart because it feels like my IQ goes down about 20 points just by walking thru the doors. I don't know if the general ignorance of the clientele is contagious but I always end up feeling like I have to yell at my kids and put on an extra coat of makeup so I don't get kicked out.

That's funny, I have the opposite reaction. When I walk through the doors and compare myself to the general clientele, I start feeling that (other than my choice to be there) I'm a genious.