Where does your body go after death

[Mikej]

My body will probably be back at work on Monday.

You can hope that there might still be something usable to be transplanted! You might be back to work after a few weeks!

 

[Alexx1401]

You can hope that there might still be something usable to be transplanted! You might be back to work after a few weeks!

I figure that for many elections after I shuffle off I will suddenly be voting D.

 

[Caveman Jim]

Happy wife, happy wife!

The most misused quote EVER!!!

 

[coreymet]

Andreason's Funeral Home, Springfield, OR: Simple cremation $993.00. Just checked the website. I would book now at that price if I could be sure it would not jinx me! When I first moved to Springfield (1995) they were advertising $629.00. 30 years, 50%+ more. Still the way I will get it done. My wife wants her ashes spread wherever the Oregon mustangs roam. I want to be spread in the San Juan Islands.

 

[ditchtiger]

"Where does your body go after death" Don't know about that but you become a democrat voter.

 

[The Heretic]

 

[357 MAX]

If you suddenly find yourself walking through peaceful golden fields of wheat with the sun on your face, don't be alarmed….. 'cuz you're already dead!

I would choose sagebrush,,,,,,,love sagebrush!!!!

 

[Capn Jack]

Got to do something with it as it will begin to stink after a while.

 

[arakboss]

I see free pallets all over the place. I am thinking a funeral pyre is how I want my remains to be handled. If I can be snuck into the burning man structure, bonus points will be awarded.

 

[AshWilliams]

I see free pallets all over the place. I am thinking a funeral pyre is how I want my remains to be handled. If I can be snuck into the burning man structure, bonus points will be awarded.

We'll commandeer one of the homeless floats all along the Willamette, load it up with pallets, and set it ablaze with your body on top. Then we'll nudge it to drift gently down river while we blast Wagner's "Siegfried's Funeral March".

 

[arakboss]

We'll commandeer one of the homeless floats all along the Willamette, load it up with pallets, and set it ablaze with your body on top. Then we'll nudge it to drift gently down river while we blast Wagner's "Siegfried's Funeral March".

Strip me of any valuables before setting me adrift. I don't want those homeless pirates digging through my ashes and getting anything good.

 

[parallax]

I recently spent 4 days in Idaho with my brother who had a serious heart issue, No one in our family had any idea what he wanted if the worst would have happened. After a few days of conversation, in the hospital, at least we have an idea of what his wishes would be.

 

[lucusloc]

I recently spent 4 days in Idaho with my brother who had a serious heart issue, No one in our family had any idea what he wanted if the worst would have happened. After a few days of conversation, in the hospital, at least we have an idea of what his wishes would be.

If it does not involve a giant weather balloon and copious amounts of Christmas ornaments I will be disappointed.

Spending time with family is always good, we never know when our last visit will be. I hope he has a speedy recovery and much more life ahead of him, but I would not skimp on the visits based on hope. It's not like extra time won't still be fond memories.

 

[nammac]

We'll commandeer one of the homeless floats all along the Willamette, load it up with pallets, and set it ablaze with your body on top. Then we'll nudge it to drift gently down river while we blast Wagner's "Siegfried's Funeral March".

I was thinking more like The Funeral March of the Marionette's…

 

[whiskeybill]

I see that there is a move to compost bodies. Back East somewhere, so shipping may be a factor?

It's being done in Washington state. Been around for a few years now.

 

[Jay Walk]

It's being done in Washington state. Been around for a few years now.

They compost out on Bells Mountain, NE of Hockinson.

 

[Xaevian]

Strip me of any valuables before setting me adrift. I don't want those homeless pirates digging through my ashes and getting anything good.

And for the love of all that is holy, check his pockets for all that loose ammo he has hanging around.

 

[Snowbound]

A difficult subject for many,

Take a look at Ecclesiastes 12:7 and Genesis 3:19 in the Bible. It really doesn't matter what happens to the physical body at death. A inexpensive funeral won't make a difference one way or another once a person passes from this life. My main concern is not leaving complications for my family once I pass on.

 

[ilikegunspdx]

Think I'll just let the mystery be

View: https://youtu.be/9Gk8JJTinUI?si=FzutrMW43TLsPppe

 

[Nosferatu]

A difficult subject for many,

Only worrisome mortals.