We need a slogan in our fight for rights.

[Skier]

You register your gun with 941.
941 = Register Gun
SB941: Why? Because they can.
9 + 4 + 1 = Tyranny
Got Rights? Not any more. Thanks SB941
First the NSA, now SB941?
SB941: The beginning of the end...
SB941: I got something you can transfer (or "transfer this")
9 4 1: 9% of the people wanted it, 4 weeks later, 1 wonderful state got screwed
SB 941: Sqrt (9) = 3, Sqrt (4) = 2, Sqrt (1) = 1... 3,2,1... We're counting down to something bad.
SB941: Just DON'T do it.
SB941: Tastes Great, Less Fil... No, wait, it sucks!
SB941: Where's my antibiotics, this California infection is killin' me.
SB941: If I wanted Bloomberg calling the shots, I'd move to New York
SB941: Money can't but happiness, but it can buy legislation
SB941: Cash Talks, Constituents walk
SB941: It worked for Hitler
941: The Oregon government has finally jumped the shark
941 No Fun
SB941: An attack on freedom
941: Criminals won't care
941: Save the whails (the democrats would be crying if it didn't pass)
SB941: Who would have thought the movie "Idiocy" would turn out to be a documentary (did I get that movie name right? I forget)
SB941: Proof that only Portland Metro matters
SB941: Secure our Southern (Oregon) Border
SB941: Because it works so well for LA, NY, Chicago
SB941: Because someday, "Whatcha gonna do when they come for you" won't just be a theme song.
SB941: Bloomberg 1, Real Oregonians 0
SB941: One more step toward a socialist paradise
SB941: "How are you gentlemen? All your guns are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction, make your time."
SB941: Done. Next: What can we do about kitchen knives?
SB941: Death by a thousand cuts
SB941: I called 911, and they weren't aware
SB941: Emergency, my ASSault Rifle
SB941: No reasonably intelligent person would have voted for it, but the current majority has never been accused of being reasonable or intelligent
SB941: WTFirearm?

Man, I could do this all night, but I should probably get to bed, so I leave you with this final thought...

Little known fact: Imperial Senate Bill 941, signed by Senator Palpatine (who was granted emergency powers) required Galactic Empire background checks on all private light saber transfers (even from Jedi Master to Padawan), and shortly after the Jedi were all but extinct.

 

[etrain16]

SB941: Testing the Waters for the Gun Ban
SB941: They're Just Getting Started
SB941: You Voted for the Wrong People
SB941: Who Needs Rights Anyway?
SB941: ISIS Loves It!
SB941: The Oregon Monarchy Has Spoken
SB941: Are you Going to Get Involved Now?
SB941: Are you Paying Attention Now?
SB941: Still Think who You Vote for Doesn't Matter?

 

[Cogs]

Oregon. Afraid to ask permission.

Oregon Government. Deciding your future. Like it or not.

 

[jackrv]

Remember Lexington and Concord

 

[deadeye]

The 1% ers are buying your rights.

 

[GUNARCHER]

There IS an emergency in Salem and it's NOT 941!

 

[Gator Monroe]

Califoregon conclusion

 

[Just Jim]

Great guys, I got on Clyde Lewis radio show last night and called it corruption. I wish I had a slogan and this morning I see some snappy ides here. The rest of you guys need to call in and tell the country how corrupt this is. Lots of radio shows, if we get a big enough following maybe Joe can call a TV press conference to announce what slogan you guys choose and our fight against sb941.

Be good to get the young guys on TV....

 

[Just Jim]

Sb941, it's government corruption.

Explanation they used emergency powers to register gun owners, that's corrupt.

 

[oknow]

@Skier Your

sb941 it worked for Hitler

Does have a good meaning to it

 

[GUNARCHER]

sb941, it's not a law, it's a symptom!

 

[ROC]

Lies told! Rights sold!

 

[ROC]

Could make a good parody add. May need to tone down rope part, can't be promoting violence, but it sure is a memorable ad.

 

[Jamie6.5]

Bloomberg outbid you, so _____ _____ sold your rights.


(Insert the name of the recall target in the blank)

 

[GUNARCHER]

SB941: Code for Bloomberg owns the Democrat party in Oregon

 

[GUNARCHER]

Democratic party are the minions of the MDA

 

[Skier]

Could make a good parody add. May need to tone down rope part, can't be promoting violence, but it sure is a memorable ad.

I love that idea. The commercial was so memorable. I didn't even watch the video, but have it memorized, so on my drive to work, the following script came to mind:

[The sun is low in the Western sky, the camera pans in to a group of 4 western looking guys (keeping with the Pace Picante sauce theme) with guns on their hip and/or nearby, sitting around a came fire, eating chips and salsa; a couple of them reading... Another Western looking guy (Dude 5) approaches the group]

[Dude 5] Hey, what-ch-y'all doin?

[Dude 1, with his rifle beside him, a chip in one hand, and some paper in the other] Nothing, just sittin' hear, eating Chips and Pace Picante Sauce (to make the connection), and reviewing recent Oregon Legislation.

[Dude 2, finishes chip, also picks up a paper] Say here that SB941 is taking away our freedom, and was sponsored by Everytown, a group funded by Michael Bloomberg.

[Dude 1] Hey! Bloomberg ain't no Oregonian; Laws for Oregon are supposed to be created and supported by Oregonian who know what Oregon is supposed to be like!

[Dude 3, studying a paper] Why, this Bloomberg guy... He's from New York City!!!

[All Dudes] NEW YORK CITY?!?!?

[Dude 4] Get a rope.

[Small print at the end] This video is a parody. We don't actually condone lynching, or any other form of violence, (as temping as it may be at times, LOL) against Michael Bloomberg, any political party/group, or any individual we disagree with, but we DO want to stand up for our rights, such that we are able to retain them, preventing future violence and/or tyranny inflicted upon fellow Oregonians and/or fellow Americans. Won't you stand with us against those to seek to take away our rights, little by little, and take a stand for freedom. Paid for by "The people who don't have nearly as much money as Bloomberg, but love freedom foundation."

We got any good video makers/editors here?

 

[dbpep]

"Better dead than red"

 

[OLDNEWBIE]

One of OFFs last mass E-mailings had a good one I thought. Something like

The 2nd Amendment is NOT a Loophole!

 

[Skier]

Bloomberg outbid you, so _____ _____ sold your rights.


(Insert the name of the recall target in the blank)

Okay, this comment gave me another idea for a video...

[Pretty young school teacher lady gathers together her grade school children (on a field trip) in front of the state capitol building before entering.]

[Teacher]: Okay children, gather together and listen close. This is the State Capitol, as we learned about yesterday in class. This is where our Oregon government meets and use the democratic process to make and change laws that help keep Oregon the great state it's always been, based on input from Oregonians through their elected officials. Now let's go inside and see our government at work! Stick together please.

[Kid 1]: Do we REALLY get to help decide what Oregon should be like? My mom said voting is a waste of ... [cut off by Kid 2]

[Kid 2]: My dad says that it doesn't matter what we think anymore.

[Teacher]: No, that's not right. Come in side, you'll see. All the different areas of Oregon, called districts, have representatives that people voted for, and they represent the views of the people in their district. Come, come... [Ushering the children up the steps and through the door]

[Entire group walks through the halls of the capitol, the children are visibly impressed at the greatness of the hall, the architecture, the art, and the nicely dressed people that walk past as they make their way to the house chamber viewing area. Just as the walk in and sit down...]

[Speaker of the house] Next order of business, Senate Bill 941, an emergency measure to financially impact legal gun owners and create a gun registration system... Auctioneer of the House, will you place take the stand...

[A nicely dressed big guy with slicked back hair and a fast voice takes center stage and begins speaking]

[Auctioneer, speaking VERY fast] On the block today is Senate Bill 941. This bill promises to do nothing about gun violence, as criminals will ignore it, just as they ignore most laws when they engage in violent acts. This will take away the freedom to freely share personal property with friends and sell things you legally own without additional cost an inconvenience. If a person wants to sell a gun, he or she must drive to an FFL with the person who wants to buy said firearm, even if it's your best friend you've known since high school, and he will have to pay a roughly $50 fee for the background check and a transfer fee. During this transfer, all pertinent personal details must be shared and logged and retained by the FFL, along with the make, model, and serial number of the gun to be transferred, thus creating a de facto gun registry. This bill helps whittle down the rights of Americans to safely keep and bears arms for the reasons details by the forefathers of this country and places an unnecessary burden on law-biding citizens, who will be the only people affect by this bill. Furthermore, IF you want to sell, purchase, or otherwise transfer more than one gun, you'll have to pay that same fee multiple time, and, by the way, the gun you loaned to your best friend for the weekend? You'll have to go to an FFL again, and pay the fee again, and YOU will have to pass a background check to get your firearm back. WITH, all that in mind, we will start the bidding at 1 Billion dollars, do I hear one Billion dollars, can someone give me one Billion dollars, gimme a billion or gimme more.

[A nicely dressed man in the back, with a name tag that says "Mr. Bloombe" with the rest of the name tag hidden behind his lapel, raises a finger] One Billion Dollars.

[Auctioneer, speaking fast again] We have a bid for 1 Billion dollars. Can I get 1.1 Billions? Anyone here biddingt 1.1 Billion dollars. Gimme 1.1 Billion dollars or gimme more.

[Auctioneer look out over the room, as the camera pans around the house chamber. The more populated side of the room looks happy, with smug smiles on their face, the other other more sparsely populated side is looking frustrated, helpless, and kind of shrugging their shoulders, knowing they can't compete with that kind of bid]

[Auctioneer] We have 1 Billion dollars, going once.... twice... SB941 is SOLD, for 1 Billion dollars. Sir, Mr. Uhhh...

[Man in the back who bid 1 Billion dollars] Bloomberg

[Auctioneer] Mr. Bloomberg, where are you from?

[Mr. Bloomberg] New York

[Auctioneer] Everyone, let's give a warm round of applause for Mr. Bloomberg from New York.

[A little over half the House floor claps and cheers for Mr. Bloomberg]

[Auctioneer] You've made a lot of people in this room very happy, and quite a bit richer, including myself. Thank you Mr. Bloomberg. As the proud owner of SB941, how do you vote?

[Mr. Bloomberg] I vote "Aye."

[Auctioneer] Mr. Bloomberg votes "Aye," thank you Mr. Bloomberg

[Speaker of the house] Let the record show that SB941 has been approved with the required majority vote, 1 to 0, and shall be sent to the governor for signing. Next order of business, House Bill ...

[The sound fades away from the Speaker of the house, and the camera pans back to the teacher and children. The children are looking at the teacher in astonishment, like "WTH just happened?" and the teacher, looking disheartened, simply shrugs and says] Sorry Kids... Let's go...

[They all walk back through the halls they were briefly impressed by with their heads down in silence, knowing they really have no voice...]

[Fine print at the end: Give your kids a voice, end political corruption from outside sources, protect your freedom and the freedom of your children in the future. Strike down SB941 and bring accountability to constituents back to Oregon. Uphold and defend the constitution against all enemies, both foreign AND DOMESTIC. Paid for by the committee to ensure a real future for our children.

[Fade to black]

Again, any videographers/editors (this could maybe be done with voice-over, using some stock footage found online and no actual camera work)...?