Time to ban ....

RicInOR · Oct 30, 2015

Potatoes.

http://www.thelocal.dk/20151028/danish-man-jailed-for-killing-his-brother-with-potatoes

And 7 years for causing the death (didn't get murder nor manslaughter convictions)

etrain16 · Oct 30, 2015

Looks like Milk is a weapon there too (link to this story was with the first story).

Man imprisoned for trying to kill his wife with frozen milk:

http://www.thelocal.dk/20150511/man-imprisoned-for-trying-to-kill-wife-with-frozen-milk

The B · Oct 30, 2015

Dude brutally murdered his own brother... 7 bubbleguming years?

45alive · Oct 30, 2015

Well, I heard of a ''couch potato'' but not a ''throat potato.'' :s0092:

Since that frozen milk jug was not lethal, would that make it a ''milk dud?'' :s0076:

Jamie6.5 · Oct 30, 2015

"How many rounds does that sack hold?"
"7 sir, 6 in the mag and one in the tuber."

Jamie6.5 · Oct 30, 2015

Since they outlawed handguns in England all the thug gangs carry sacks of taters.

And now you know where they got the expression,...

(wait for it)

Gang-bangers and mash!!