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THINK THIS GUY HAS IT ALL COVERED. I COULDN'T SPOT ANYTHING HE LEFT OUT.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by fredball, Sep 28, 2012.

  1. fredball

    fredball Vancouver, WA Well-Known Member

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    I Am the Democratic, Republican Liberal-Progressive's Worst Nightmare. I am a White, Conservative, Tax-Paying, American Veteran, Gun Owning Biker. That’s me!

    I am a Master Mason. I work hard and long hours with my hands to earn a living.

    I believe in God and the freedom of religion, but I don't push it on others.
    I ride Harley Davidson Motorcycles, and drive American-made cars, and I believe in American products and buy them whenever I can.

    I believe the money I make belongs to me and not some liberal governmental functionary, Democratic or Republican, that wants to share it with others who don't work!

    I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!

    I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer; it makes you a smart American.

    I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. Get over it!

    I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac or any other item, you should do it in English.

    I believe there should be no other language option.

    I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

    My heroes are Malcolm Forbes, Bill Gates, John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and Willie G. Davidson (who makes the awesome (Harley Davidson Motorcycles).

    I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

    I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.

    I've never owned a slave, nor was I a slave. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks, and neither have you!

    I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country!

    This is AMERICA ...We like it the way it is and more so the way it was ...so stop trying to change it to look like Russia or China , or some other socialist country! If you were born here and don't like it you are free to move to any Socialist country that will have you.
    I believe it is time to really clean house.

    I want to know which church is it, exactly, where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution?

    Can I get an AMEN on that one?

    I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are, but not just because you happen to ride a bike.

    And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my driver's license. I think it's good....And I'm proud that 'God' is written on my money.

    I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

    I dislike people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause....Get a job and do your part to support yourself and your family!

    I believe it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents....

    I believe 'illegal' is illegal no matter what the lawyers think!

    I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA !

    If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
     
  2. SDR

    SDR Clackamas County, Oregon Silver Vendor Silver Vendor

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    Nice ...:thumbup:
     
  3. drew

    drew OR Well-Known Member

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    Looking at the title of the thread, it sounds like you got this from another source. Care to share it?

    I like it too. :thumbup:
     
  4. Swedish K

    Swedish K SW Washington Moderator Staff Member

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    Sounds like a lightly modified version of an email accredited to Carlin if I remember correctly... not sure if that was correct either.
     
  5. giddyupgo55

    giddyupgo55 Vernonia Active Member

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    :thumbup:Sounds good to me.