These ads

[Provincial]

Speaking of ads, what's up with the Viagra and Cialis ones? If their products were any good they'd have ugly women in the ads, not pretty ones. Even an old guy like me would get aroused by any of the pretty gals - the proof of the pudding would be to see if those pills worked with fat, ugly women!

So we should have a poll on who should be the Viagra spokeswoman, Rosie O;Donnel or Hillary Clinton?

New slogan: "It'll keep you hard even when you have to listen to me!"

 

[The Heretic]

Give it some time, you'll be seeing laxative, TP & Imodium ads shortly I'll wager...

About once a week I get junk mail regarding cremation - from different companies. I guess they think I am ready to kick the bucket any day now.

 

[Mikej]

About once a week I get junk mail regarding cremation - from different companies. I guess they think I am ready to kick the bucket any day now.

Yeah. At 62 AARP has given up on me and I'm getting the cremation/funeral, and "Never too late for life insurance" ads.

 

[Member 5605]

So I'm reading through a couple of trending threads this morning and roll across this ad. My goodness.
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Well it does catch the eye.

@ageingstudent and @No_Regerts

The ads run on this website are directly related to your internet browsing search. I'm not kidding.

Go look up Toyotas and dealerships etc, amazon tools and you will start seeing AdSense pop up those things as ads here.

Now that I have the foundation laid...


We know what you have been looking at.

 

[ageingstudent]

Well that's kind of true. But if the browser is clear you tend to get random things otherwise you'd get no ads at all. It's not just your browser. If you belong to an organization like the NRA and you fill out their questionairs, or click on ads like say a 'try this one trick' ad you tend to get more of the same. Especially if you click or write something specific on the same website. Try it it's facinating how fast the ads change.

 

[ageingstudent]

And btw that ad in my original post goes to something about dr phil. Yes I clicked it.

 

[ikemay]

I'm thinkin' some of this content is bordering on TMI. And, I don't believe that is a zucchini. Zucchini don't have little bumps! Cucumbers do. I know because I grow things.

Yeah, I remember when I could "grow" things that big too. nod-nod

 

[Stomper]

You know those ads only pop up what you've been searching

LOL.... he was googling "pickle surprise".

 

[Mikej]

So here's what I just dealt with.....An edible arrangement sent to mom in Utah. This morning, I kid you not, I had 11 emails from the bastids sent yesterday, the 13th, after I was of the puter in the morning. Since I put in the order last Monday or Tuesday I've received a couple every day, but 11 yesterday! Another one that's been hounding me daily for two weeks or more are from just flowers . com. A couple of years a go I sent a plant for Mother's Day from them, not even LAST Mother's Day. Damn ers

 

[EPS]

I'm very surprised when I saw this thread this morning before I went to sleep I thought when I woke up it would be at a 100 pages lol

 

[Flymph]

The way she is looking at that zucchini , gives the word vegetarian a whole new meaning and spin...
Andy

It's spelt vagitarian

 

[Flymph]

So explain this to me...

 

[uscsoldier]

Logged on using my wife's iPad, still seeing crazy ads

 

[Stomper]

Logged on using my wife's iPad, still seeing crazy ads

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[tashworth1]

add block, no script, and gostery are your friends

 

[Flymph]

Never gambled money in my life... okay, I've bought like 10 lotto and scratch tickets, and a few more as gifts... maybe I just can't be targeted appropriately.

 

[Andy54Hawken]

maybe I just can't be targeted appropriately

That might be a good thing if you are in the Infantry ... Maybe you could "bottle it " and sell it...
Andy

 

[Flymph]

Wish me luck when WWIII comes around! LoL

 

[jsparks747]

Got this while looking at Caveman Jim's old thread from last year on springers.

 

[Slobray]

I guess I'm looking at a lot different stuff than everyone else...............









Ray