Stupidest machine ever

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  1. hightower

    hightower
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    wow that is ridiculous awesome. the only thing i could say is it does look like the machine is moving faster than the pace he's running. it would be perfect for bloomsday or other overly crowded marathons
     
  2. markw76

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    A bicycle just has to be more efficient...a tandem even more so.

    I wonder if an operator of one of those things has a lot of trouble walking normally after awhile on board...I always had to watch it after a session on the treadmill, and that was standing still.
     
  3. pencap

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    Just goes to show you that people with too much time on their hands eventually will go crazy in one way or another.
     
  4. WhyteCheddar

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    Would like to see him try some hills. :laugh:
     
  5. markw76

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    How the heck would you deal with downhills? I can just see a race using these things, drivers/riders/(?) being spit out the back as the speed mounts and they lose their footing...
     
  6. durango#95

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    YUP!!! You are right! The STUPIDEST machine EVER:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
     
  7. MarkSBG

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    Some close competitors:
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    And, my favorite:

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  8. finch6013

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    That tread mill thing makes me think of the flinstones
     
  9. elsullo

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    Give a care folks! This contraption could be great fun and exercize for those with sound bodies but who have lost their sense of balance. I had a friend once who was a long-distance exercize walker, until she got an extreme, lasting case of vertigo and could barely stand up at all without a handrail. This machine with its hand rails COULD be a great thing for people like that.

    Come to think of it, imagine this as a carpool vehicle! Bigger tires, six runners---that adds up to some horsepower!........................elsullo :D
     
  10. markw76

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    With vertigo, won't someone have trouble tracking straight? And if everything's spinning, won't pedestrians be more difficult to spot? Assuming they are to be avoided...:D I can just see a crew version of one of these things going down the street..."1,2,3,4....1,2,3,4...1,2,3,4...1,2,3,4...1,2,3,4...1,2,3,4..."
     
  11. BlvdKing

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    :huh:pretty silly:huh:
     
  12. Frog

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    Careful !!
    Don't be giv'n Obama and his crew any ideas!!

    All anyone would have to do is show it to the new USA-GMC and explain that it has a very small CO2 footprint. And then all they'd need to do is figure out an alternative to breathing!! :D

    They sure are creating a lot surfur gas to get rid of a little Greenhouse gas :bluelaugh:

    Frog.
     
  13. ikona

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    I always thought the segway is pretty neat. Expensive but neat.
     
  14. mxitman

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