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Here`s another story from the American side of the family:
To fully understand the shenanigans my grandfather used to get into, you should first understand that he`s been blind in his left eye since 1943. He and his best friend were having a rock fight (Great depression era fun) when he turned his head at the wrong time and got nailed. Anyways, he went to join the US Navy in 1949 or so and was accepted. He was in the navy, officially for about 5 minutes before it came to light he was blind in his left eye. "Nobody ever asked." he says. So after getting an honorable discharge he said "Screw you guys" and walked across the street to the USAF recruiting office and applied. So he joins the AF to spite the Navy guys across the road and is accepted. During the physical the doc tells him to cover an eye and read the sign, and when he`s told to cover the other eye he just dropped his arm and raised it, covering the same eye. Doc didn`t notice.
Welcome to the USAF! While gas training, his unit was put into the chamber and over the intercom he was told "When you smell something weird, get your mask on as fast as you can!" So after a few minutes his unit is either coughing and crying or already in their masks while he stood around wondering what was going on. The voice on the intercom yells "Private Moore! Get your damn mask on!" "But sir! I don`t smell anything!" And that was how he learned he had a sinus infection.
He was then sent to Tripoli to work Pararescue and it was there he learned that tools aren`t safe if left on the tarmac in the heat of the Libyan summer. He claims that hand tools would heat up so much as to get stuck to the pavement. Eventually he learned in 1952 that his girlfriend (my grandmother) was getting hit on by some other guys so he did everything he could to get home and marry her. And yes, that is the same guy I have a photo of in the "Shooting Pictures" thread.
To fully understand the shenanigans my grandfather used to get into, you should first understand that he`s been blind in his left eye since 1943. He and his best friend were having a rock fight (Great depression era fun) when he turned his head at the wrong time and got nailed. Anyways, he went to join the US Navy in 1949 or so and was accepted. He was in the navy, officially for about 5 minutes before it came to light he was blind in his left eye. "Nobody ever asked." he says. So after getting an honorable discharge he said "Screw you guys" and walked across the street to the USAF recruiting office and applied. So he joins the AF to spite the Navy guys across the road and is accepted. During the physical the doc tells him to cover an eye and read the sign, and when he`s told to cover the other eye he just dropped his arm and raised it, covering the same eye. Doc didn`t notice.
Welcome to the USAF! While gas training, his unit was put into the chamber and over the intercom he was told "When you smell something weird, get your mask on as fast as you can!" So after a few minutes his unit is either coughing and crying or already in their masks while he stood around wondering what was going on. The voice on the intercom yells "Private Moore! Get your damn mask on!" "But sir! I don`t smell anything!" And that was how he learned he had a sinus infection.
He was then sent to Tripoli to work Pararescue and it was there he learned that tools aren`t safe if left on the tarmac in the heat of the Libyan summer. He claims that hand tools would heat up so much as to get stuck to the pavement. Eventually he learned in 1952 that his girlfriend (my grandmother) was getting hit on by some other guys so he did everything he could to get home and marry her. And yes, that is the same guy I have a photo of in the "Shooting Pictures" thread.