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Woman Says She Telepathically Urged Mountain Lion Out of Her Oregon Home

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[RVTECH]

Heck I would have tried to tame it and see if it wanted to stay.
Be nice to have a rather 'large cat' to take up residence and become 'territorial' around the property.
I guarantee no one would ever try to enter the property unannounced.

 

[308]

I would have given it a can or two of Fancy Feast Ocean Whitefish and it would have been my obedient pet forever.

 

[Certaindeaf]

Everything that ever happened I telepathically urged.
yep, I'm magich and didna click

 

[cigars]

Would I have to take off my aluminum foil beanie to pull this off?

 

[Stomper]

Clearly it wanted it's belly rubbed. Cats like that.

 

[No_Regerts]

Cat probably remembered the strange taste from the last hippie it ate.

 

[Kristina]

Maybe that's what this family should have tried: Crazed kitty attacks baby, forces family to call 911

 

[awshoot]

Would I have to take off my aluminum foil beanie to pull this off?

Not if you have the shiny side turned the right way.

 

[Kruel J]

Maybe that's what this family should have tried: Crazed kitty attacks baby, forces family to call 911

Who was the pussy in this story?

@Kristina no offense intended.

 

[Member 34319]

They say marijuana is a gateway drug. Lol.

 

[Goosebrown]

Woman Says She Telepathically Urged Mountain Lion Out of Her Oregon Home

Oh. My. God.

You just know she votes.

 

[Kristina]

Who was the pussy in this story?

@Kristina no offense intended.

I'm hardly the type of lady that would be offended by the use of the word pussy in this context. In fact I'm a little dissapointed in myself for failing to capitalize on the opportunity for the joke .

 

[Kruel J]

I'm hardly the type of lady that would be offended by the use of the word pussy in this context. In fact I'm a little dissapointed in myself for failing to capitalize on the opportunity for the joke .

My kind of gal!

 

[Lazyfaire]

Heck I would have tried to tame it and see if it wanted to stay.
Be nice to have a rather 'large cat' to take up residence and become 'territorial' around the property.
I guarantee no one would ever try to enter the property unannounced.

But what kind of sign would you post? Beware of Kitty? Name it Big Pussy?

 

[Nick Burkhardt]

 

[awshoot]

For all the nuttiness of the story, she did do one real thing: the slow eye blink. It's basically catish for "I don't want to get into it with you -- we cool?" Some say it applies to large cats as well.

• Try doing a slow blink to show you mean no harm. Shutting your eyes, counting to three and then opening your eyes can be a helpful way to befriend a feline. It's a true compliment if the cat gives you a slow blink in return.

How to Greet a Cat

 

[awshoot]

But what kind of sign would you post? Beware of Kitty? Name it Big Pussy?

Go ahead rat, make my day.

 

[Lazyfaire]

Go ahead rat, make my day.

Instead of sic em, you call Here Kitty Kitty, and while the BG is laughing at you hes being disembowled!

 

[No_Regerts]

No BS, the last cat that gave me an attitude ended up with a .40 hole in the chest. It was a big ole half-tailed thing was trying to get into my parents chicken pen. My dog, a pug half its size, ran out there trying to be a he-row. Ended up becoming the target instead of the chickens. Dog was smart enough to run toward me and have me a head-on shot at the cat. The G22 barked once. Threw the cat in the bed of my truck and somehow forgot about it for 3 weeks.