NEW SURVIVOR SHOW, TEXAS STYLE

[Unified Militia]

I love this troublemaker!

LaRhonda Saxon Ellis:

NEW SURVIVOR SHOW, TEXAS STYLE

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor - Texas-Style!"

The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston, and down to Brownsville .
They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth, and then finally back to Dallas .

Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 15 bumper stickers which will read:

1. "I'm A Democrat"
2. "Amnesty For Illegals"
3. "I Love The Dixie Chicks"
4. "Boycott Beef"
5. "I Voted For Obama"
6. "George Strait Sucks"
7. "Re-elect Obama In 2016"
8. "Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor"
9. "Rosie O’Donnell Is Texas Born"
10. "I Love Obama Care and Chuck Schumer"
11. "Barney Frank Is My Hero"
12. "I Side With Jane Fonda"
13. "It's all Bush's Fault"
14. “Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion

and the last sticker is…;

15. "I'm Here To Confiscate Your Guns"

The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins...

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[Sgt Nambu]

Can Texans even read?

 

[Scott]

Can Texans even read?

They have selective reading....... I am planning on residing there in the future....

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[Certaindeaf]

Heck, just drive two blocks with an Oregon license plate. lolz

 

[mrblond]

They did a Top Gear like that where they had to drive through the south and each of the guys decorated the others cars with things like that.

I personally think they need to make Survivor- Juarez .