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Illinois man reportedly shoots his own penis after stealing from a hot dog stand Illinois man reportedly shoots his own penis after stealing from a hot dog stand
Yikes, justice served
"The Judge ordered the man held without dong!"
Felling pretty good this morning Sarge? All things considered of course.
No insurance, no problem....for $99.95 you can go with the Strap-On option.Possably a candidate for addadickttome surgury
Or for a small additional fee you can have the one Killory used on Slick WillyNo insurance, no problem....for $99.95 you can go with the Strap-On option.
And for only $19.95 we can let you have one of Hillary's used ones.
Third leg self-robbery?Charge him with "short arm robbery?"
"No problem, sir. Today's special is buy one of our weiners and we'll pack yours to go. We call it the Bobbit deal.""I'd like my wiener in a Zip-Lock baggie with ice and a side of Miracle of Modern Medicine to go, please."
You had me at "Long story short..."Long story short....
...Karma can move quickly in the shallow end of the gene pool !