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Little Known Facts about the AR-15

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From: Fun Facts About the AR-15

I don't even know where this list came from but it contains some important, yet little known, information that people need to be aware of about the AR-15.
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  • The inventor of the AR-15 was Satan, though his patent has since expired.
  • Scientists have confirmed the deadly effects of an AR-15 by giving it to a chimpanzee who then murdered them.
  • Scientists agree that each year the AR-15 will grow more deadly until it kills everyone in the entire world.
  • Some believe that both Hitler and Stalin were, in fact, AR-15s in rubber masks.
  • In the Garden of Eden, God gave Adam and Eve access to every firearm out there except for the AR-15 which he told them not to touch because it was too evil. But then the NRA, in the guise of a serpent, told Eve that the AR-15 is really fun to shoot. So then Eve took the AR-15 and started shooting all the animals in the garden because she is one awesome chick.
  • The part that makes the AR-15 so extra deadly is the handle on top. The AR-15 would be used in less murders if it were more inconvenient to carry.
  • It was an AR-15 that told Miley Cyrus to dance like that.
  • Bullets that are normally harmless will kill instantly when fired out of the AR-15.
  • The reason AR-15s have that prominent handle on them is because the most requested feature for an assault rifle was to be able to carry it like a Hello Kitty lunch box.
  • If you find yourself surrounded by AR-15s, know that they will fire automatically if they sense fear.
  • The AR-15 is easily concealable and can fit inside a matchbox.
  • The AR-15 is the leading cause of global warming from how its bullets shoot holes in the ozone.
  • A very small percentage of gun deaths are attributed to the AR-15 because it is very good at disguising itself as other guns to frame them.
  • What are the differences between an M16 and an AR-15? Scientists agree that it is something.
  • The AR-15 can be rendered harmless by giving it only a 10 round magazine as people always miss with the first ten rounds and an AR-15 takes an hour and a half to reload.
  • The AR-15 can shoot through schools.
  • In a battle between Aquaman and an AR-15, Aquaman would break down and buy it so people might think he's more manly.
  • There were no shooting deaths until the invention of an AR-15. No one even considered using a gun to shoot another human being until someone saw an AR-15 and said, "I bet I could use this to kill a lot of people."
  • There was an assault musket similar to the AR-15 used by the world's most evil pirates, but it was pronounced "Arrr-15."
  • The Assault Weapon ban was needed because it is well known that an AR-15 with both a pistol grip and a flash suppressor would be unstoppable by any modern military.
  • In Europe there is no such thing as an AR-15 and thus also no such thing as murders. Instead of being violent, people there just drink wine and smoke cigarettes all day.
  • If you are shot by an AR-15, you become one and kill others.
  • The AR-15 is responsible for 95% of all deaths each year. The rest of the deaths are from obesity and drone strikes.
  • Both of the atomic bombs dropped on Japan, Fat Man and Little Boy, are jealous of the destructive power of the AR-15.
  • Abraham Lincoln said the AR-15 is the finest battle implement ever devised.
  • Viagra is made from ground AR-15 parts.
  • The AR-15 is as heavy as 10 boxes that you carry.
  • Some AR-15s shoot a .50 caliber bullet "that don't belong in our streets." These are known as AR-50s.
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I am scared of the AR-15 because it is soooo powerful. I imagine when you get hit, it kills the people next to you as well. I would prefer a much safer and less powerful rifle like a 30-06 hunting rifle. I think they can only hurt deer, which is of course, unethical, but at least the wood makes it safe.
 
There's more parts in an AR's bolt than in an entire Garand, M-14, or Mini 14. So chances of an AR breaking down are much higher.
Not really true with today's AR's, but I would rather have an accurized Garand, M14 or rebarreled & tuned Mini over an AR as I just find them ugly. I want blueing, wood, steel & heft.
 
SlugFester said:
There's more parts in an AR's bolt than in an entire Garand, M-14, or Mini 14. So chances of an AR breaking down are much higher.
Not really true with today's AR's, but I would rather have an accurized Garand, M14 or rebarreled & tuned Mini over an AR as I just find them ugly. I want blueing, wood, steel & heft.
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I thought I was the only one who thought this.

I need to off load my SKS and get a mini-30 too.
 
cigars said:
From: Fun Facts About the AR-15

I don't even know where this list came from but it contains some important, yet little known, information that people need to be aware of about the AR-15.
View attachment 621380
  • The inventor of the AR-15 was Satan, though his patent has since expired.
  • Scientists have confirmed the deadly effects of an AR-15 by giving it to a chimpanzee who then murdered them.
  • Scientists agree that each year the AR-15 will grow more deadly until it kills everyone in the entire world.
  • Some believe that both Hitler and Stalin were, in fact, AR-15s in rubber masks.
  • In the Garden of Eden, God gave Adam and Eve access to every firearm out there except for the AR-15 which he told them not to touch because it was too evil. But then the NRA, in the guise of a serpent, told Eve that the AR-15 is really fun to shoot. So then Eve took the AR-15 and started shooting all the animals in the garden because she is one awesome chick.
  • The part that makes the AR-15 so extra deadly is the handle on top. The AR-15 would be used in less murders if it were more inconvenient to carry.
  • It was an AR-15 that told Miley Cyrus to dance like that.
  • Bullets that are normally harmless will kill instantly when fired out of the AR-15.
  • The reason AR-15s have that prominent handle on them is because the most requested feature for an assault rifle was to be able to carry it like a Hello Kitty lunch box.
  • If you find yourself surrounded by AR-15s, know that they will fire automatically if they sense fear.
  • The AR-15 is easily concealable and can fit inside a matchbox.
  • The AR-15 is the leading cause of global warming from how its bullets shoot holes in the ozone.
  • A very small percentage of gun deaths are attributed to the AR-15 because it is very good at disguising itself as other guns to frame them.
  • What are the differences between an M16 and an AR-15? Scientists agree that it is something.
  • The AR-15 can be rendered harmless by giving it only a 10 round magazine as people always miss with the first ten rounds and an AR-15 takes an hour and a half to reload.
  • The AR-15 can shoot through schools.
  • In a battle between Aquaman and an AR-15, Aquaman would break down and buy it so people might think he's more manly.
  • There were no shooting deaths until the invention of an AR-15. No one even considered using a gun to shoot another human being until someone saw an AR-15 and said, "I bet I could use this to kill a lot of people."
  • There was an assault musket similar to the AR-15 used by the world's most evil pirates, but it was pronounced "Arrr-15."
  • The Assault Weapon ban was needed because it is well known that an AR-15 with both a pistol grip and a flash suppressor would be unstoppable by any modern military.
  • In Europe there is no such thing as an AR-15 and thus also no such thing as murders. Instead of being violent, people there just drink wine and smoke cigarettes all day.
  • If you are shot by an AR-15, you become one and kill others.
  • The AR-15 is responsible for 95% of all deaths each year. The rest of the deaths are from obesity and drone strikes.
  • Both of the atomic bombs dropped on Japan, Fat Man and Little Boy, are jealous of the destructive power of the AR-15.
  • Abraham Lincoln said the AR-15 is the finest battle implement ever devised.
  • Viagra is made from ground AR-15 parts.
  • The AR-15 is as heavy as 10 boxes that you carry.
  • Some AR-15s shoot a .50 caliber bullet "that don't belong in our streets." These are known as AR-50s.
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Please don't let that information get out. Already have a Demorat in town wanting stiffer backgroung and an international system somehow incorporated. The only addition I understood was no firearm that holds over 10 rounds. Guess he never saw Jerry M. shoot revolvers rapid fire and reload. In a kind way told him to learn what he was talking about before making a law or ban something. With over 30,000 gun laws against safe gun owners it's time to charge criminals and those with mental problems. If he gets a hold of those AR 15 facts that were not even thought of during Viet Nam days, it really opened my eyes. Thanks for all the real and true facts. I have a Colt .22 Police Positive Target that I inherited from my grandfather. I pray it never has to go through that type of inspection, because they can't have it under any circumstance.
 
45 for me said:
I am scared of the AR-15 because it is soooo powerful. I imagine when you get hit, it kills the people next to you as well. I would prefer a much safer and less powerful rifle like a 30-06 hunting rifle. I think they can only hurt deer, which is of course, unethical, but at least the wood makes it safe.
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Like that Italian 6.5 that Oswalt was supposed to have used in the Kennedy assassination, this one also fires magic bullets once it hits flesh! The unstable bullets move in any direction that is the least resistance until it reaches 750 FPS. Then the jacket shatters into many small pieces that can't be traced. One of the reasons the first ones were not accurate, wrong rifle twist, wrong powder, wrong gas system. Really difficult to win wars unless equipped with a rifle that functions every time in all weather and conditions!
 
I was told that an AR10 is 5 less than an AR15, thus an AR10 is safer, less recoil, lesser in everything by 33%.
By this reasoning, it should be 2/3 the cost as well!
 
cigars said:
From: Fun Facts About the AR-15

I don't even know where this list came from but it contains some important, yet little known, information that people need to be aware of about the AR-15.
View attachment 621380
  • The inventor of the AR-15 was Satan, though his patent has since expired.
  • Scientists have confirmed the deadly effects of an AR-15 by giving it to a chimpanzee who then murdered them.
  • Scientists agree that each year the AR-15 will grow more deadly until it kills everyone in the entire world.
  • Some believe that both Hitler and Stalin were, in fact, AR-15s in rubber masks.
  • In the Garden of Eden, God gave Adam and Eve access to every firearm out there except for the AR-15 which he told them not to touch because it was too evil. But then the NRA, in the guise of a serpent, told Eve that the AR-15 is really fun to shoot. So then Eve took the AR-15 and started shooting all the animals in the garden because she is one awesome chick.
  • The part that makes the AR-15 so extra deadly is the handle on top. The AR-15 would be used in less murders if it were more inconvenient to carry.
  • It was an AR-15 that told Miley Cyrus to dance like that.
  • Bullets that are normally harmless will kill instantly when fired out of the AR-15.
  • The reason AR-15s have that prominent handle on them is because the most requested feature for an assault rifle was to be able to carry it like a Hello Kitty lunch box.
  • If you find yourself surrounded by AR-15s, know that they will fire automatically if they sense fear.
  • The AR-15 is easily concealable and can fit inside a matchbox.
  • The AR-15 is the leading cause of global warming from how its bullets shoot holes in the ozone.
  • A very small percentage of gun deaths are attributed to the AR-15 because it is very good at disguising itself as other guns to frame them.
  • What are the differences between an M16 and an AR-15? Scientists agree that it is something.
  • The AR-15 can be rendered harmless by giving it only a 10 round magazine as people always miss with the first ten rounds and an AR-15 takes an hour and a half to reload.
  • The AR-15 can shoot through schools.
  • In a battle between Aquaman and an AR-15, Aquaman would break down and buy it so people might think he's more manly.
  • There were no shooting deaths until the invention of an AR-15. No one even considered using a gun to shoot another human being until someone saw an AR-15 and said, "I bet I could use this to kill a lot of people."
  • There was an assault musket similar to the AR-15 used by the world's most evil pirates, but it was pronounced "Arrr-15."
  • The Assault Weapon ban was needed because it is well known that an AR-15 with both a pistol grip and a flash suppressor would be unstoppable by any modern military.
  • In Europe there is no such thing as an AR-15 and thus also no such thing as murders. Instead of being violent, people there just drink wine and smoke cigarettes all day.
  • If you are shot by an AR-15, you become one and kill others.
  • The AR-15 is responsible for 95% of all deaths each year. The rest of the deaths are from obesity and drone strikes.
  • Both of the atomic bombs dropped on Japan, Fat Man and Little Boy, are jealous of the destructive power of the AR-15.
  • Abraham Lincoln said the AR-15 is the finest battle implement ever devised.
  • Viagra is made from ground AR-15 parts.
  • The AR-15 is as heavy as 10 boxes that you carry.
  • Some AR-15s shoot a .50 caliber bullet "that don't belong in our streets." These are known as AR-50s.
Click to expand...
You should feed this to the Democratic National Committee. They will probably swallow it whole and make it part of their platform for gun control.
 
cigars said:
From: Fun Facts About the AR-15

I don't even know where this list came from but it contains some important, yet little known, information that people need to be aware of about the AR-15.
View attachment 621380
  • The inventor of the AR-15 was Satan, though his patent has since expired.
  • Scientists have confirmed the deadly effects of an AR-15 by giving it to a chimpanzee who then murdered them.
  • Scientists agree that each year the AR-15 will grow more deadly until it kills everyone in the entire world.
  • Some believe that both Hitler and Stalin were, in fact, AR-15s in rubber masks.
  • In the Garden of Eden, God gave Adam and Eve access to every firearm out there except for the AR-15 which he told them not to touch because it was too evil. But then the NRA, in the guise of a serpent, told Eve that the AR-15 is really fun to shoot. So then Eve took the AR-15 and started shooting all the animals in the garden because she is one awesome chick.
  • The part that makes the AR-15 so extra deadly is the handle on top. The AR-15 would be used in less murders if it were more inconvenient to carry.
  • It was an AR-15 that told Miley Cyrus to dance like that.
  • Bullets that are normally harmless will kill instantly when fired out of the AR-15.
  • The reason AR-15s have that prominent handle on them is because the most requested feature for an assault rifle was to be able to carry it like a Hello Kitty lunch box.
  • If you find yourself surrounded by AR-15s, know that they will fire automatically if they sense fear.
  • The AR-15 is easily concealable and can fit inside a matchbox.
  • The AR-15 is the leading cause of global warming from how its bullets shoot holes in the ozone.
  • A very small percentage of gun deaths are attributed to the AR-15 because it is very good at disguising itself as other guns to frame them.
  • What are the differences between an M16 and an AR-15? Scientists agree that it is something.
  • The AR-15 can be rendered harmless by giving it only a 10 round magazine as people always miss with the first ten rounds and an AR-15 takes an hour and a half to reload.
  • The AR-15 can shoot through schools.
  • In a battle between Aquaman and an AR-15, Aquaman would break down and buy it so people might think he's more manly.
  • There were no shooting deaths until the invention of an AR-15. No one even considered using a gun to shoot another human being until someone saw an AR-15 and said, "I bet I could use this to kill a lot of people."
  • There was an assault musket similar to the AR-15 used by the world's most evil pirates, but it was pronounced "Arrr-15."
  • The Assault Weapon ban was needed because it is well known that an AR-15 with both a pistol grip and a flash suppressor would be unstoppable by any modern military.
  • In Europe there is no such thing as an AR-15 and thus also no such thing as murders. Instead of being violent, people there just drink wine and smoke cigarettes all day.
  • If you are shot by an AR-15, you become one and kill others.
  • The AR-15 is responsible for 95% of all deaths each year. The rest of the deaths are from obesity and drone strikes.
  • Both of the atomic bombs dropped on Japan, Fat Man and Little Boy, are jealous of the destructive power of the AR-15.
  • Abraham Lincoln said the AR-15 is the finest battle implement ever devised.
  • Viagra is made from ground AR-15 parts.
  • The AR-15 is as heavy as 10 boxes that you carry.
  • Some AR-15s shoot a .50 caliber bullet "that don't belong in our streets." These are known as AR-50s.
Click to expand...
Enjoyed your posting but your signoff signature "DON'T CALIFORNIA OREGON" may be a little antiquated. We are infested now!
 

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