In difficult times, take comfort in this: Oregon’s state flag is better than Washington’s flag

[Oro]

114 has you in a tizzy; now you know what we went through when California billionaires payed for and bought our 1639 initiative. Likely you will have it tossed shortly because you have Bruen. We did not.

In the mean time, take comfort that your state flag is much cooler, based on this non-partisan analysis:

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[Hooyah DeepSea]

Actually, they should re-do the Oregon state flag. On the side with the state seal they should replace it with a graphic of a dumpster fire, and the other side should have a road-kill beaver.

 

[Oro]

20 toes on one beaver, vs 16 on two oxen. So that's a win; total toe count goes up.

 

[Hooyah DeepSea]

Oh, that's toe-tally weird!!! but very entertaining.

 

[titsonritz]

As long as it's not a camel toe, just cuz its a beaver state.

 

[Oro]

As long as it's not a camel toe, just cuz its a beaver state.

I suppose you'd have to choose between a camel toe or a lot of beavers. Probably not gonna get both on the flag.