Poll: how would you classify yourself

[Brutus57]

Under gunned under armed and oversexed.

Alpha Mike Foxtrot!

Brutus

 

[P7M13]

I will always be 16 and hear the whistle of protocol handshake when I connect to the internet.
Will be meeting a guy tomorrow who has over 1 million rounds for his defense.

 

[Brutus57]

I will always be 16 and hear the whistle of protocol handshake when I connect to the internet.
Will be meeting a guy tomorrow who has over 1 million rounds for his defense.

How many spare barrels does he have?

Brutus out

 

[American123]

Since I do not own any guns that are classified as "anti-material," and by military definition I only own, "small arms," no matter how many I own I still consider myself 'mildly' armed.

 

[Kruel J]

 

[Mark W.]

I would classify myself as uninteresting and none of your business. What I own or don't own has nothing to do with who I am or how I think of myself. The only people qualified to "classify" me are my family and those I know and work with and some of them don't have a clue.

I fit none of the slots on your poll but I have had fun typing.

 

[olddanshooter]

Since I do not own any guns that are classified as "anti-material," and by military definition I only own, "small arms," no matter how many I own I still consider myself 'mildly' armed.

Have to agree completely. While I'm always on the search for one more revolver, you know, that perfect one...I still only have 2 hands so 12 rounds in hand at any given time, Yosemite Sam style. Those pesky boating accidents took care of anything that may be magazine fed.

Got to shred floating tri-walls of trash with the mounted .50 cal off the bridgewing in the middle of the Atlantic. Gave me an appreciation of real firepower and how hard it is to be accurate with that beast in full auto. Gotta love the old days with "use it or lose it" ammo allocations.

Yeah, so mildly armed is appropriate.

 

[ThemGunsThough]

Since the boating accident, I classify myself as unfortunate.

 

[teflon6string]

Shared this on another thread once.

I was chatting about guns with some fellow shooters at work (when I used to work).

Retired Army Major, outspoken conservative, gun owner: "Of course it's fine to own a few guns, but some of these fanatics just have too damn many!"

Me: "So what's 'too many'?"

Major: "Like six..."

I changed the subject.

 

[gryghin]

With great power ...comes great responsibility ...
Andy

I don't recognize this, is that a Ron Jeremy Quote?

 

[Andy54Hawken]

Actually it was said by Gandalf to Harry Potter after Harry and Luke Skywalker used the force to live long and prosper on the plant Vulcan in that series called Twilight at Lonesome Dove ranch....

This was of course long after they were both shipwrecked , after a iceberg hit their ship and avoiding a great white shark for a few days...they made their way to a island with the Skipper , his little buddy and crew...

Theirs is a long convoluted story.....
Andy

I don't recognize this, is that a Ron Jeremy Quote?

 

[P7M13]

How many spare barrels does he have?

Brutus out

I'll ask. He may have lost all of them in Hurricane Harvey....

 

[P7M13]

Actually it was said by Gandalf to Harry Potter after Harry and Luke Skywalker used the force to live long and prosper on the plant Vulcan in that series called Twilight at Lonesome Dove ranch....

This was of course long after they were both shipwrecked , after a iceberg hit their ship and avoiding a great white shark for a few days...they made their way to a island with the Skipper , his little buddy and crew...

Theirs is a long convoluted story.....
Andy

LOL.
Andy, I heard it slightly differently. Gandalf was guiding Harry to avoid a disappointing end, repeating what he overheard Ron Jeremy say to Miley Cyrus as they were sharing a smoke. Harry learned, made himself older, and went after Ginger.

 

[Goosebrown]

...special equipment for making more lethal untraceable ammunition.

People like YOU are the problem. Untraceable ammunition?

I personally write my name address and phone number on each bullet I reload.

... for the children.

 

[Colts4me]

People like YOU are the problem. Untraceable ammunition?

I personally write my name address and phone number on each bullet I reload.

... for the children.

Never put my address on ammo I make but have thought about addressing the bullets, "to whom it may concern."

 

[turbo_vanner]

well seeing as how I'm a millennial, really good at call of duty, watch a lot of youtube videos, and put a VFG on my del-ton AR, I think I'm a cold blooded operator.

 

[Diamondback]

I consider myself Inadequately Armed. 'Adequate' is when you can singlehandedly equip your entire neighborhood with sufficient weapons and ammo to simultaneously fight off separate assaults by a Hells Angels chapter and your local Daesh cell.

 

[tac]

Well, I used to be a cold-blooded operator, and to prove it, I'm still here.

And they just ain't.

Beware an old guy, he's probably hurting so much just breathing that he's more than likely likely to rip your neck open to the sky with a handy tin plate.

The last person who tried to take advantage of this old fart wound up with his elbow stuck in his ear and his right index finger up to the second knuckle in one or the other eyeballs, can't remember rightly which one. Mind you, that was around fifteen years ago. I'm older now, and have way more control over my basic instincts.

tac

 

[Diamondback]

Well, I used to be a cold-blooded operator, and to prove it, I'm still here.

And they just ain't.

Beware an old guy, he's probably hurting so much just breathing that he's more than likely likely to rip your neck open to the sky with a handy tin plate.

The last person who tried to take advantage of this old fart wound up with his elbow stuck in his ear and his right index finger up to the second knuckle in one or the other eyeballs, can't remember rightly which one. Mind you, that was around fifteen years ago. I'm older now, and have way more control over my basic instincts.

tac

Another gem... are you ever gonna write a book so we can get 'The Quotable tac' in a bigger helping?

 

[tac]

Sir, your kind words are like balm to my frayed old ears. To tell the truth, I DO write stuff - some of it is a bit dark, and some stuff is actually very funny - so I'm told.

If you'd like to see a sample, let me know by email.

tac