Gnome Country for Old Men.

[41mag]

I don't have a pun for this but I can't help but think of @Stomper when I see these.

why it's obvious......Stomper is the Gnome Re-arranger.....

 

[partsed]

 

[Flopsweat]

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[sobo]

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Aaaaaaah, yes... the Red Shirt... a species with the shortest lifespan known to mankind...

 

[cigars]

What do you call a gnome in the city with a good sense of rythm?
Metro-gnome.
(Geeze how did this thread break 400 posts?)

 

[Mike_M57]

What do you call a gnome in the city with a good sense of rythm?
Metro-gnome.
(Geeze how did this thread break 400 posts?)

Reposting jokes from page one helps.

 

[Flopsweat]

What do you call a gnome in the city with a good sense of rythm?
Metro-gnome.
(Geeze how did this thread break 400 posts?)

Reposting jokes from page one helps.

Mike with the gnockdown!

 

[Rkangel]

What do you call a gnome in the city with a good sense of rythm?
Metro-gnome.
(Geeze how did this thread break 400 posts?)

I thought a Metrognome was a:

1. a young, urban, gnome with liberal political views, an interest in fashion, and a refined sense of taste and immaculately trimmed facial hair.

 

[sobo]

I thought a Metrognome was a:

1. a young, urban, gnome with liberal political views, an interest in fashion, and a refined sense of taste and immaculately trimmed facial hair.

That's a metrognomosexual...

 

[Flopsweat]

That's a metrognomosexual...

They're definitely not synognomes.

 

[nammac]

Phe-gnome-enel that we've made it 21 pages…

I think we need some gnome emoji's…

 

[Flopsweat]

Phe-gnome-enel that we've made it 21 pages…

I think we need some gnome emoji's…

Gnomogis? Yes please!

 

[41mag]

If he studied/collected coins of the realm he'd be a gnomismatist.

 

[cigars]

What was that theme song from my teenage years.? "I'm just a gnomely boy..."

 

[Flopsweat]

What was that theme song from my teenage years.? "I'm just a gnomely boy..."

I'm just a gnomely boy
Gnomely and blue
I'm all alone
With nothin' to do
I've got everything
You could think of
But all I want
Is gnomeone to love

 

[sobo]

This thread seems to be slowing down after 20+ pages and may be on its way to an ignomeinious end...

 

[partsed]

Well you never gnow…….

 

[41mag]

Maybe people are becoming abgnomesticks...

 

[chukar]

The sweaty flop will decide it this reaches 55.

Ignomeable bastard that he is.....

 

[edzz]

I gnome that in a little under a month I'll be visiting my local BiMart to see if the armed gnomes make another appearance.