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Not only him but his dumbass girlfriend. they both died of sheer dumbassedness.
Please tell me that a bear ate him...
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Please tell me that a bear ate him...
Anybody catch this part? I think he was way to devoted to protecting them.
Anybody catch this part? I think he was way to devoted to protecting them.
A vacationing penguin is driving his through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal."
"Nope," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."
Not only him but his dumbass girlfriend. they both died of sheer dumbassedness.