Darn Those Squirrels

[ma96782]

Over in CA.

Squirrel attacking residents in California town, sending at least 2 to hospital

MSN

BUT, But, but they're all over my neighborhood too.


Aloha, Mark

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[dangerranger60]

What are they feeding that squirrel? Bath Salts? Crack?

 

[Nick Burkhardt]

 

[Stomper]

What are they feeding that squirrel? Bath Salts? Crack?

Methnuts

 

[Stomper]

 

[deadeye]

 

[WAYNO]

We are becoming overrun with squirrels. Squirrels are cute, so folks don't control them.

 

[ilikegunspdx]

We are becoming overrun with squirrels. Squirrels are cute, so folks don't control them.

I calculated one time that Portland has somewhere between 4 and 8 million invasive squirrels (fox and eastern grey).

 

[Stomper]

We are becoming overrun with squirrels. Squirrels are cute, so folks don't control them.

Then how come there's so many fugly antifa running around Portland & Seattle?

I calculated one time that Portland has somewhere between 4 and 8 million invasive squirrels (fox and eastern grey). I have heard that if you shoot thousands of them then your skill improves over time. But just what I heard…

Hey.... Does that apply to antifa, too?

 

[Tlock]

Methnuts

I think thats real! I was attacked in pdx in 2020 while stationed there for work as a first responder. That fuzzy little fu@& had the craziest look in his eyes....he had to of been on something. He made 3 runs at me, I timed the 3rd one just right and he caught a boot and he limped off into the masses of trash and homeless camps. I later set live traps up....he was never seen again. Similar situation with a seagull in salem....the public had named him Steven Seagull, he caught lead poisoning unfortunately

 

[Idaho44]

For a fun read, Google "boulder co squirrel damage to house"!

 

[MannyGlocks]

Squirrel and dumplings to offset your grocery bill.

Probably think I'm kidding...I'm not.

Squirrel is tasty, just a little difficult to skin.

 

[ilikegunspdx]

Squirrel and dumplings to offset your grocery bill.

Probably think I'm kidding...I'm not.

Squirrel is tasty, just a little difficult to skin.

I've never eaten squirrel but I wouldn't do it around here. They are often eating rotten corn cobs and other trash that came from who knows where. The fox squirrels do fet pretty big though. Both the fox squirrels and the smaller eastern grey squirrels were planted by ODFW in 1918-early 1920's. Note that I'm not talking about native squirrels in the wild here.