Dad jokes are not just for dads!

[Flopsweat]

I have definitely been the victim of this one.

 

[Flopsweat]

 

[TTSX]

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My boss did this with a coworker today who was telling a story that was going nowhere fast. He just got up and walked away, leaving me there all alone to suffer.

 

[Flopsweat]

My boss did this with a coworker today who was telling a story that was going nowhere fast. He just got up and walked away, leaving me there all alone to suffer.

I have to admit, I did that to a coworker once. It was better than saying what I was trying so hard not to say.

 

[CamoDeafie]

There should be a strip club or "steakhouses" with girls; named Cahoots, next to a sports bar. When angry wives call looking for their husbands at the sports bar next door, the bar can truthfully tell the wives their husbands are in Cahoots

 

[TTSX]

There should be a strip club or "steakhouses" with girls; named Cahoots, next to a sports bar. When angry wives call looking for their husbands at the sports bar next door, the bar can truthfully tell the wives their husbands are in Cahoots

I had to read that a couple times to get that the restaurant was called cahoots and not the girls.

 

[Flopsweat]

I had to read that a couple times to get that the restaurant was called cahoots and not the girls.

Still works.

 

[CamoDeafie]

What do you yell at Edgar Allen Poe when he's about to walk into a tree?

Poetry!

 

[CamoDeafie]

Can we all agree that Almond milk Cappuccino's should just be called AlPacino's

 

[Flopsweat]

Can we all agree that Almond milk Cappuccino's should just be called AlPacino's

Can we also agree that it's not really almond milk? It should be called almond juice, as there is no almond titty.

 

[CamoDeafie]

Can we also agree that it's not really almond milk? It should be called almond juice, as there is no almond titty.

 

[CamoDeafie]

"I once dated someone in the pharmaceutical industry. It was my chemical romance"

View: https://youtu.be/RRKJiM9Njr8?si=8vpwoTkrNU51dhFC

 

[Flopsweat]

 

[Richo877]

What's green, fuzzy, has 4 legs, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table...

 

[Cclon5]

why should you take two pairs of pants when golfing? in case you get a hole in one!

 

[Flopsweat]

 

[Flopsweat]

Owl impression.

 

[Flopsweat]

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[sobo]

Paging Mr. @No_Regerts, please pick up the white courtesy phone... Mr. Regerts, please pick up any courtesy phone...

 

[Flopsweat]

Paging Mr. @No_Regerts, please p[ick up the white courtesy phone... Mr. Regerts, please pick up any courtesy phone...