Dad jokes are not just for dads!

[Flopsweat]

Welcome to - well, welcome.

 

[Flopsweat]

Same rules in my house, but the living room too.

 

[sobo]

Same rules in my house, but the living room too.

Nickelback made the list twice. Must be some serious hate goin' on there... and Borgore, too!

 

[kmk1012]

Nickelback made the list twice. Must be some serious hate goin' on there... and Borgore, too!

There should be an exception for the Nickelback song "Crazy Beatch", that's a timeless classic. All the other songs can suck stink muffins.

 

[bradsteen]

There should be an exception for the Nickelback song "Crazy Beatch", that's a timeless classic. All the other songs can suck stink muffins.

That was Buckcherry.

 

[kmk1012]

That was Buckcherry.

Uh oh, my sharpness is dulling.

 

[kmk1012]

That was Buckcherry.

I stand corrected, Nickelback SUX

 

[Flopsweat]

That was Buckcherry.

Nickelback did a remake. Very similar, but not nearly as good of course.

 

[Flopsweat]

Nickelback made the list twice. Must be some serious hate goin' on there... and Borgore, too!

You can't be too careful.

 

[Xaevian]

You can't be too careful.

 

[Flopsweat]

You're never gonna get me down.

 

[Xaevian]

You're never gonna get me down.

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Done something just like that...maybe more than once.

 

[Stomper]

Why didn't the transsexual man eat meat?


Because he was a herbivore.

 

[CamoDeafie]

How do you know if a naked priest is lying about his occupation? He's not a man of the cloth.

 

[CamoDeafie]

To make America Grate again, we should boycott shredded cheese.

 

[Hemlock]

• Astronaut Barbie
• Rollerblading Barbie
• Western Barbie
• Mermaid Barbie
• NASCAR Barbie
• Malibu Barbie
• Why is there no pregnant Barbie?
• Because Ken always comes in a different box.

 

[CamoDeafie]

Read this somewhere else.

"If you put handcuffs on a deaf person, are you taking away their freedom of speech?"

 

[sobo]

"If you put handcuffs on a deaf person, are you taking away their freedom of speech?"

Don't know about deaf folks, but you sure are if you handcuff an Italian...

 

[TTSX]

• Astronaut Barbie
• Rollerblading Barbie
• Western Barbie
• Mermaid Barbie
• NASCAR Barbie
• Malibu Barbie
• Why is there no pregnant Barbie?
• Because Ken always comes in a different box.

Believe it or not, there WAS a pregnant Barbie and she always gave birth via cesarian

 

[GrayGoose]

Q: What happens if you put the batteries in backwards in the Energizer bunny?


A: It keeps coming and coming and coming...