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So there I was...
Mucking out the garage...going though things....do we really need this...?
Are we ever going to use this again....?
That sorta thing.
In the back of the garage , next to my work bench was an old chest of drawers...
Its been empty for a long time now....and I thought as it is in good shape for a shop storage item , to give it to a friend.
Now of course I make sure the drawers are empty....( they are )
Then I go to move it out.....
And that's when the fight started....
Now to be honest it was more of a OMG....! Break Contact Kinda moment , than a fight at that time....
For the worlds biggest spiders were hiding back there.
Now I have no idea what they eat when I do not get back around to where they decide to make their abode....
But damn they were big and nasty and aggressive...( kinda like some Rangers that I knew , but I digress...)
One charged right at me...eyes ablazin' in fury , front two legs awavin' at me....fangs gnashing , dripping all kinds of vile , evil spider juice....
The other attempted a flanking movement , worthy of Napoleon , as my garage still has stuff in various stages of disarray...
( I think that is what saved me from that fiend from Hell )
I'm no Jessie Owens but I may have broken the sound barrier gettin' to the door.....
After arming myself...with my 12 gauge 870 , 1911 and my spear , 'cause why the Hell not....
I peek around the house towards the garage to reconnoiter....
There they are in the middle of the garage having some sort of devilish palaver , plotting , scheming and such like....
Well times like these lead to creative thinking on the parts of the combatants....
So I did what needed to be done.....
I do hope that responding officers do not think that leveling the garage with a quart sized jar full of black powder was too excessive....
Well I gotta go now...seems like the nice officers want to discuss my new accommodations and silver bracelets....
Andy
Mucking out the garage...going though things....do we really need this...?
Are we ever going to use this again....?
That sorta thing.
In the back of the garage , next to my work bench was an old chest of drawers...
Its been empty for a long time now....and I thought as it is in good shape for a shop storage item , to give it to a friend.
Now of course I make sure the drawers are empty....( they are )
Then I go to move it out.....
And that's when the fight started....
Now to be honest it was more of a OMG....! Break Contact Kinda moment , than a fight at that time....
For the worlds biggest spiders were hiding back there.
Now I have no idea what they eat when I do not get back around to where they decide to make their abode....
But damn they were big and nasty and aggressive...( kinda like some Rangers that I knew , but I digress...)
One charged right at me...eyes ablazin' in fury , front two legs awavin' at me....fangs gnashing , dripping all kinds of vile , evil spider juice....
The other attempted a flanking movement , worthy of Napoleon , as my garage still has stuff in various stages of disarray...
( I think that is what saved me from that fiend from Hell )
I'm no Jessie Owens but I may have broken the sound barrier gettin' to the door.....
After arming myself...with my 12 gauge 870 , 1911 and my spear , 'cause why the Hell not....
I peek around the house towards the garage to reconnoiter....
There they are in the middle of the garage having some sort of devilish palaver , plotting , scheming and such like....
Well times like these lead to creative thinking on the parts of the combatants....
So I did what needed to be done.....
I do hope that responding officers do not think that leveling the garage with a quart sized jar full of black powder was too excessive....
Well I gotta go now...seems like the nice officers want to discuss my new accommodations and silver bracelets....
Andy
