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If laws keep getting passed this is what we can look forward to :
Prior to arriving at the store for a purchase.
Section A
Section B
Receiving the firearm:
Section C:
Using your purchase :
Section D :
The United Government States wants to enjoy your purchase and have the ability to protect your family. Please follow these instructions to use your firearm in an emergency:
B: If intruder has no weapons please return weapon to safe and call police at once to secure so said weapon can be re-secured.
C: To allow the intruder to safely violate yourself or family members and take possessions please only call police after the intruder has left.
IMPORTANT: if intruder is using your vehicle to remove items from your home please ensure that you have had the vehicle safety inspected and lights and brakes work or you could be held liable for creating a dangerous situation for a professions criminal.
Section F:
In the unlikely event you have been killed by accident by the intruder you will have the right to appeal the courts to regain your firearms usually you will hear back in 6-10 month.
Note if you have been killed, you could be held liable for creating and unsafe working environment
and may be sued by said intruder for emotional distress. It is for this reason you are forbidden from dying at any crime seen prior to the existing of said intruder.
We hope you can see that this new simplified version created by The United Government States,
makes a family friendly experience and can be fun for the whole family if you are one of the lucky ones to get a criminal intruder in your home.
Approved by the counsel for ethical and mistreatment of criminals and felons.
Created by the DuneHopper Foundation for a safer world
Maybe too much coffee this morning
Prior to arriving at the store for a purchase.
Section A
- You will have to submit a background check 2 months prior to purchase.
- You will then have to submit a Stool or blood sample prior to purchase to ensure your DNA does not show potential for violence and reviewed by a FBI profiler .
- You must see a mental health specialist three months prior to a BGC.( for those three months daily)
- You must summit 2 copies from each partner you have had in the last 10 years with the partners fingerprints where they swear you are a non-violent person.
- You will call and make an appointments with a gun care specialist to confirm you have 120 days of firearms training by a DHS security specialist ( waiting period is around six months)
Section B
- You must notify local law enforcement at least at least 72 hours of your appointment to purcahse.
- And then drive to said police department and receive a signed B-885A form stating you are allowed to make said purchase.
- Take all forms to the FFL and submit packet and take a number to be called.
- Note: You will receive a full pat down and retina scan to verify safety and identify at the entrance to the store.
- Once at the gun counter a Gun safety specialist will scan your implant ID and compare with submitted DNA results.
- Finally you will be able to handle the firearm of your choosing in holograph form of course.
- You will then submit the new revised easy buy, 20 page short form background check after submitted you will be asked to wait for the standard 6 months waiting period.
Receiving the firearm:
Section C:
- You will receive a call from DHS notifying you the firearms is cleared to be sold to you by delivered thru fedex, a signature is required as well as thumbprint.
- A Fedex safety representative will come by your home or place of business to receive the signature and thumbprint prior to delivery.
- A law enforcement DHS liaison will come to your house and to ensure no one but yourself will be home. If others will be home please refer to section B for said persons and await final background checks on these persons.
- Upon fedex arrival along with two armed security specialist your firearm will arrive in a sealed titanium box.
- At which time said specialists will deliver to your gun safe to ensure safe delivery. ( note to purchasers as required by law you must have no more then one gun in your safe at one time if a addition weapons exist it will be confiscated according to the Second Amendment REV3.4 Right of the government to ensure no more then one firearm is owned by anyone one household at any given time.
- Your firearm will then be sealed in safe and closed and reprogrammed by specialist .
Using your purchase :
Section D :
The United Government States wants to enjoy your purchase and have the ability to protect your family. Please follow these instructions to use your firearm in an emergency:
- Notify the police that you have an intruder and need the safe combination and ID chip.
- A police officer will arrive in 3-4 hours to open the safe for you please be sure you have purchased the chip reader the day of the emergency to avoid accidents readers code expires within 2 hours.
- You now have your firearm and wish to use it on the intruder.
B: If intruder has no weapons please return weapon to safe and call police at once to secure so said weapon can be re-secured.
C: To allow the intruder to safely violate yourself or family members and take possessions please only call police after the intruder has left.
IMPORTANT: if intruder is using your vehicle to remove items from your home please ensure that you have had the vehicle safety inspected and lights and brakes work or you could be held liable for creating a dangerous situation for a professions criminal.
Section F:
In the unlikely event you have been killed by accident by the intruder you will have the right to appeal the courts to regain your firearms usually you will hear back in 6-10 month.
Note if you have been killed, you could be held liable for creating and unsafe working environment
and may be sued by said intruder for emotional distress. It is for this reason you are forbidden from dying at any crime seen prior to the existing of said intruder.
We hope you can see that this new simplified version created by The United Government States,
makes a family friendly experience and can be fun for the whole family if you are one of the lucky ones to get a criminal intruder in your home.
Approved by the counsel for ethical and mistreatment of criminals and felons.
Created by the DuneHopper Foundation for a safer world
Maybe too much coffee this morning
